Anything goes

Just how is this possible ??? Bare with it, it does start a little slow ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fScYaiYhDT4...ted&search= Andy, will you move to "Anything goes " forum please... Sorry

A panda walks into a bar sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. the panda stand up to go and the barman shouts " hey where are you going", "You just shot my waiter and didn't pay for your sandwich" The panda turns and shouts back at the barman, "I'm a Panda, look it up" The barman opens up his dictionary and reads the entry for panda" A tree dwelling marsupial of asian origin, characterised by it's black and white colouring. Eats shoots and Leaves

The New Messiah has been born to Mary and Joseph and the star in the East has led the three wise men, Ishy, The Richmond Sheep Molester and The Geographically Challenged One to the stable to worship at the manger of the Messiah. As they enter the stable The Geographically Challenged One stands on a rake which comes up and smacks him in the face, "Jesus Christ" he exclaims. "Thats a good un" shouts Joseph, "We were going to call him Andy." Next....

Sorry if this has been covered before, can anyone tell me the best way to host photos so that they can be displayed on TC? All my pictures either too big to upload or end up tiny in physical size. Thanks

Ello Just got me lad a PS2 for xmas, any one know of any trials games we could get? Cheers in advance

I've noticed in 99% of the threads I view I only see the Smilies as there code type and not the smilie itself if you know what I mean.......I find I can post them ok so what gives?

I was talking to The Richmond Sheep Molester the other night and we were chatting about the price of fags/beer/cars/bikes/holidays/TMX etc. and the TC.com Site Supporters fees were mentioned. Now we all know that The Richmond Sheep Molester is a tight Yorkie but even he agreed that

Darwin Awards for idiocy 2006 Sure helps keep my faith in humanity Then again enough people voted for George to make him President. Twice?

"what do you want for christmas?" says the wife "oh how kind, i would like a beta riding top to go with my beta please, their red and on the left as you walk in the shop" "consider it done". so this morning i reach for my parcel from under the tree, it feels about right, it weighs about right, i open with visions of being fully cordinated at tommorows trial. its blue and has sherco written right across the front.........

Highpoints 1. MFC win against FC Basle in UEFA Cup 2. MFC win against Steau Bucharest in the UEFA Cup Semi Final. 3. Getting a 4RT. 4. Dougie winning the Scott. 5. Spanish WTC Round 1. 6. Polish WTC 7. Andorra WTC 8. Hawkstone WTC. 9. Going to Germany during the World Cup and the great atmosphere. 10.Watching the emerging GB talent at the WTC, Dabill, Browny, Wiggy etc. 11. MFC win against Man Utd in the Premiership. 12. The Ashes. What a fight back! Low Points 1. Englands poor footballing performance in the World Cup. 2. The UEFA Cup Final and MFC losing comprehensive to Seville. Great day out though. 3. England vs Macedonia. Boring. 4. Dou…

I have recently discovered the Youtube site and I find after a while trawling around I lose the sound. Is this the norm, are we only allowed a certain amount. The only way I seem to get it back is to log off the web and log back on. Also I heard that Youtube was recently sold for a large amount, but I cant understand how they make money. Thanks in advance.

This is so totally hilarious!! My woman is Muslim, and when we saw this commercial we just killed ourselves! Just look at the training women have to go through to get their drivers license in Iran!

My Christmas tipple for this year is going to be :- Belgium Kriek beer - cherry flavour Tyski - Polish beer Ashai - Japanese beer. You never know when Fujigas is going to pop round. Good old Stella. Cuba Libres. Got to have lime and it has to be full blown Pepsi. Absinthe - Usually a good attempt is made to set fire to the kitchen. Merry Christmash........... Yerrs are me besht mates.......

Little Johnny came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. Christmas was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. "Mum, I want a bike for Christmas". Little Johnny was a bit of a troublemaker. He had got into trouble at school and at home. Johnny's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for Christmas. Little Johnny, of course, thought he did. Johnny's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted him to reflect on his behaviour over the last year, and write a letter to God, and tell him why he deserved a bike for Christmas. Little Johnny stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a …

Just thought the front flip was amazing, the way i think this must be one of the hardest tricks, correct me please if i am wrong .. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtRdRR31xZo...ted&search=

This guy is amazing I love my music and know there are a few on here that appreciate good talent so when I stumbled across this.... I`ll let the talent do the talking

Bit of an odd one this... I've got a USA battery charger which has been pre-wired for American plug sockets and I want to change it to a normal UK 3-pin plug. It currently has 2 flat blade pins, 2 wires, no earth, no fuse etc. I want to chop the USA plug off and wire up a UK plug so that I don't have to use an adaptor (can't get one delivered before Christmas anyway). The wiring isn't coloured, just two black wires running side by side as one flat cable, the blades look identical except that one of them has a number '1' next to it. I'm guessing that this is the live feed and the other is the neutral? Finally, how do I work out the fuse size? (3amp, 5amp or 13amp) Deta…

EDCM Oh no another charity.................. Please take time to have a look at the above link your support would be appreciated.

New Trials Game Found this nugget tonight, give it a go if you have a spare 3 hours Game is called VHST v Rev3 Air box Object of the game is to fit the standard Beta air box hose onto the VHST and then fit into the reed block and connect up to the air box as quick as possible. You start with 200,000 points and loose points for the following, beware though 200,000 points seems a lot but you can rack up loads in a very short period of time. Swearing (not too badly) 1 point Swearing (Really badly) 2 points Shouting loudly 3 points Shouti…

Are you sitting comfortably.......... Twas the night before Christmas in a land with Big Hills and an abundance of Rain and Snow ..............Scotland. Andy and Higland Lassie (stay with me you lot this a story for all those that have got rambling thoughts about Andy and HL together????), travelled through the pass of Glencoe and stumbled on the ''Little town of....Fort William to bring to this world a great King. Looking for an Inn for the night, having tried the 'Ben Nevis Hotel' and the 'Alexander Hotel' they were left no option than to use the caravan in Park Ferme in the West End Car park ! Word got out that a great King would be born and animals gathered ''TC P…