Waterboarding a 4 year old...and he can't control her at that age .God help that dad when she gets to be a teenager, here some options:
1) Young ladies like to dress in bright colours so maybe buy her some nice orange overalls and a nice pair of 'industrial' bracelets ( sack cloth hoodie optional).
2) The Americans are fond of Summer-camps so send her for a vacation at sunni (sp?)Camp X-ray.
3) If it all gets out of hand, dad could call in an airstrike if he meets any resistance (optional Napalm).
IF ANYTHING GOES, here goes....... For those who say they don't give a care, May I remind you that Islamic radicals have already vowed to eliminate us in the name of Alah.
I'm sure the likes of the Montana Militia and others have sworn to wipe out Islam in the name of Christianity as well...which ever religion you follow there will always be extremists out to kill err...ok maybe not buddhists.
Let us band together as decent human beings and fellow riders to demand our politicians give us certain rights we have known in the past like, national security, energy independence, smaller government with transparency, and lower taxes by cutting spending,it doesn't matter where you live.
I see what you're getting at here but the 'energy independence' bit is stretching the credibility of your text
We have our Margaret Thatcher waiting in the wings, her name is Sarah Palin. Barry O. isn't anything he was Cranked up to be. Challenge me on the facts.
..and as for this last paragraph; I would love to get Sarah into bed .....but as for Maggie?
A crazed man kicks the door in at a GPs surgery just as the GP is examining a patient.
''How dare you burst in ......'' raged the doc but he was cut short when the intruder put a carving knife to the docs throat and said:- ''I wanna be castrated, right now, my wife will leave me if I don't do something about it...it'll save my marriage''!
The doc tries to calm the man by explaining the medical facts and tries to get the man to book an appointment..to no avail.
''Right here! right now!'' screams the knife-man.
''You'll be in agony,you'll need an anesthetic'' states the doc.
''No I won't !'' shouts the nutter ,''I'm not giving you the chance to call the police!''
So, fearing for his life, the doc goes ahead and castrates the nutter on the desk ,with a scalpel.
The nutter screams like a banshee and collapses to the floor clutching his blood soaked crotch.
Just then another loony runs through the door-way with a knife shouting ''Doctor,doctor you've got to circumcise me NOW!''
Then the first nutter points a bloody finger towards the second knife-man and says:
An agitated man bursts into the doctors practice and asks the receptionist if he can see a doctor,immediately...''.a male doctor.. a professional...a mature GP...an experienced man of the world...someone who better not laugh at this problem!''.
The receptionist can roughly guess what the man is getting at but has to inform him that there are no appointments available with a male doctor until next week.
The man is desperate, so he accepts an immediate appointment with a female GP.
Once inside the man states again that the GP must treat him with dignity and not laugh at his problem.
The Gp is offended and retorts:-
''I can assure you I have the same qualifications and experience as my male colleagues and will treat your problem in the most dignified,professional manner!''.
''Ok''. says the patient and drops his pants to reveal the worlds smallest male genitals ,a 1/10th scale willy and matching miniscule balls.
The GP is struggling to stifle her laugh and simpers; ''...and hmmmm what appears to hmmm be the problem?
''PROBLEM?....PROBLEM?''...said the enraged man....................................................................
Dyslexic goes to the opticians, but the opticians door is locked with a sign saying 'out to lunch', the dyslexic wipes the door with his finger and says ''doesn't even look wet''.
This is a bit vague I know but..I had a bike which I struggled to ride with a slow throttle (when you needed the 'zap' but had to cover the front brake )..then I changed to a quick throttle and it became too pokey all round ( I think it was a 2003 Sherco 290).
I seem to remember cutting a deeper 'start' to the groove in the fast throttle.
I also think its expensive, but I can understand why........If mudguards sold in the same numbers as microchips Im sure the price would be a lot less....
Like you say:-
If they sold in larger numbers then another manufacturer/supplier would dive into the market to sell their own version (cheaper?/better?) .... that's how to keep prices down.
:rolleyes: Ouch! My step dad just came back from Australia where he was stung by a portugese man-o-war (blue-bottle?) and he's still got the scars after 2 weeks...he left the room when I read out that divers story
?? I'll have 10 at that price 
I had 3 different Gassers and finally gave up trying to get them to grip ...even with brand new tyres on.
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Waterboarding a 4 year old...and he can't control her at that age
.God help that dad when she gets to be a teenager, here some options:
1) Young ladies like to dress in bright colours so maybe buy her some nice orange overalls and a nice pair of 'industrial' bracelets ( sack cloth hoodie optional).
2) The Americans are fond of Summer-camps so send her for a vacation at sunni (sp?)Camp X-ray.
3) If it all gets out of hand, dad could call in an airstrike if he meets any resistance (optional Napalm).
I hope this story is unsubstantiated .