original Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 I have sent this contract to a top ten british rider, the commitment to our team is immense , do you think he will sign? Contract of employment. I (insert riders name) agree to conduct myself in a proper way and always promote the southern centre Gasgas trials team in a good light , I will abide by the rules dictated below at all times. 1. Eat a minimum of two meals from a fast food restaurant every week, proof of purchase will be required, restaurants included are, McDonalds, KFC, burger king, subway. Pappa johns , petersfield kebab van 2. Buy and eat at least one take-a-way a week, form Indian, Chinese or Turkish restaurants. 3. Drink a minimum of 15 pints a week, the preferred way to achieve this is to drink no alcohol all week then on Friday night drink the full quota. 4. After consuming this alcohol you must talk to everyone in the pub/bar and let them all know you are drunk and you could Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micm Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 And on behalf of those same easy to spot ace Gas Gas Southern Centres riders and their dog 'Ziggy' (who is a Sherco fan) I say 'Woof Woof.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houseape1000 Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Miiiiiiiaaaaaaaooooooowwwwwwww ! That just sounds like a contract to be a man. Im in, where do I sign..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippy Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Will you cover air fare for me to pop over from this side of the pond??? I may have trouble drinking the 15 pints as I never was much of a drinker. But all the food requirements and Body Mass Index I got those beat easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
as iow Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Brilliant, i love it, youth trials down to a tee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chewy Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 A bit unfair that I don't think any top ten rider would sighn this without any mention of cash or even an expenses package lets face it if them silly old buggers in parliament can get a few extras on expenses why shouldn't gods gift to trials get something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wobbler Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 That's not a contract........ Thats the regulations for "Sidecar Crews" Straght out of the ACU handbook........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete_scorpa3 Posted December 11, 2009 Report Share Posted December 11, 2009 (edited) Had pretty much the same ting with a road race rider a few years back. Only you forgot to mention the paragraph that states: When your results don't match your over inflated ego, always blame the team, the track, the tyres, the suspension, the organisers or even the weather. Never but never NEVER blame yourself!!! Edited December 11, 2009 by Pete_Scorpa3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
original Posted December 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 well he's had the contract nearly a week now and he's hasnt signed. think he's holding out for more mars bars. think i need to give him a deadline of 31st december to sign Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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