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Also if you feel as I do, not good enough to ride the centre trials but fancy having a go at some road trials. Then how do you justify tax, mot, and insurance for just 4 trials. I'm afraid I can't otherwise would have been out there this year. Mark

Q: Why do the French like smelly cheeses? A: Well, in a room full of French people, you can't really smell the cheese. I got a tip for you , if you install the french versions of your favorite programs, THEY RUN A LOT FASTER How do you separate the men from the boys in France? With a crowbar. Why do the french get more votes in the U.N. They vote with both hands What is the french peoples favorite movie? the running man During WW2, the French fighters, in their finest hour, bravely threw sticks of dynamite at the advancing German troops. The Germans then lit them and threw them back.

Two (American) Indians were walking through the desert. One suddenly stops and puts his ear to the ground. He stands up, looks off into the distance and says "Buffalos come." The second Indian says "How you know?" The first replies "Face sticky!"

Three guys, an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Welshman are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish" says the genie. The Welshman says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Wales." With a blink of the genie's eye, 'FOOM' - the land in Wales was forever made fertile for farming. The Frenchman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around France, so that no one can come into our precious country. Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye,'POOF' - there was a huge wall around France. The Englishman asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall. The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out." The Englishman says, "Fill it up with water."

Whats the difference between french men and toast ? . . . . . . . . . . You can make soldiers out of toast !

The doctor said, 'Ricky, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.' Ricky was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need . . . a new suit.' He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit.' The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see . . . size 44 long.' Ricky laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?' 'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said. Joe tried on the suit; it fit perfectly. As Ricky admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a new shirt?' Ricky thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.' The salesman eyed Ricky and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.' Ricky was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?' 'Been in the business 60 years.' Ricky tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. Ricky walked comfortably around the shop, and the salesman asked, 'How about some new underwear?' Ricky thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.' The salesman said, 'Let's see . . . size 36.' Ricky laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old.' The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one heck of a headache.' New suit -

The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.' 'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.' 'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?' 'Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!' A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.. The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks.. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggles to their feet and puts their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple passes, he says to them, 'Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?' Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence

Hi, stick with the hylomar, paint it on with a paintbrush this gets it on nice and thin dont worry about it drying it'll work fine. Hope this helps.

Hi, looks like a 95 JT35 nearly bought one from BVM years ago but ended up wth a 96 JTR370 couldn't resist the near Bultaco blue. Have a look here. http://www.ataq.qc.ca/galerie/showimg.php?...as1995_JT35.jpg

Pic of the Aprilia here http://www.ataq.qc.ca/galerie/index.php?fo...us%E9e/Aprilia/ No garelli, but some other rareties in Divers.

Alan Wright used to do some plain black ones 01789751422

Hi, try Bill Pye at Frankfield garage 01642 722378. Very helpful and what he doesn't know about Fantic's isn't worth knowing.

No not me mate, I was riding a Scorpa at the last trial.

Hi all, Mark from Brum here just saying hello. Just did my first trial in about 10 years a couple of weeks ago at ESTC and looking forward to the next, probably Shatterford on the 22nd. So may see you about.

There's some more pictures of this in Don Morley's Spanish Trials Bikes book.