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If we followed that logic you wouldn't ever be allowed to post/write/puke the shat you do. Actually, I have to correct myself. Geoff is the nations top rider who has been invited to ride against other TOP riders of their particular choice of off road competition. YOU, Mr. Citytrials, head up your a***, drug around by your master with a ball gag in your mouth, running out of the room whimpering when your master snaps her fingers, trash talking, yellow bellied, writing about something you know nothing about, claiming to be a writer when you can't make the difference between your ink pen and your couck, are the last person to judge whether or not someone should or shouldn't be competing in a motorized vehicle competition. That being said, you would still be allowed to puke the stuff that you do because you are a bottom feeder and no one gives a crap. Seeing as Geoff has too much class to come on here and defend himself, I'll be glad to voice the opinion of many of our champ

Hey lightning fast Sendero, Next weekend, the mountians of Big Bear, you, me, Sam n Hans. There's the challenge.... Now who's standing and bleeding?

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Sendero, You wont know the meaning of hell until you are standing in front of me. Stand here and bleed...MY ASH! I threw out the challenge already. Hey Doc, THROW DOWN BOY!

Interesting, someone just asked me who Doc Holiday is. Although I don't know yet, you just proved that you dont know me personally otherwise you would've never made a comment about what a woman could do to me. Lock up your wifes and daughters cuz Johnny Ringo's coming to town and hellls coming with him! BTW, I can't ride for sheit either but I sure have fun making it look harder than it really is. So how long are you going to hide behind that mask???

I'm YOUR huckleberry! Everyone knows there's only one gun out there with the ability to shoot Doc Holiday and that's Johnny Ringo. Sure the movie showed Doc shooting Johnny but, alas, that was a movie. Welcome to the real world. You keep coughing up blood Doc, meanwhile I'm ready for a shootout. How about the next trial....My PHAT Montesa vrs whatever white horse you're riding? Bring your "Dude" looking girlfriend cuz I'll be taking her home with me.. bussle and all.

So you like the skin head eh?

ABC originally contacted the Plonkers, here in Los Angeles County, as we host the world famous TFM syndicate but our fearless leader suggested that they actually go after the sports "official" top riders [since my knee is bad and I don't like publicity at all.] Funny they never contacted that other guy who lives out here who is the world champion something or other.

I just saw an add for the new show on ABC Thursday night that showed Chris Florin and another rider doing some 'in house' stunts. Might be alright

My $40 membership allows me to compete/crash in multiple events every year. The majority of "the people" who put on events utilize the AMA for WHATEVER reason therefore I will need to join the AMA to enter THEIR events. I crash my KTM in a multitude of events each year like endurocross, motocross, enduro hare scrambles, etc. All of which the promoters utilize the AMA. I crash my Montesa in a multitude of events each year like club trials, national trials, hare scrambles, Tecate, Malcom Smith rides, etc. All who utilize the AMA. I don't crash my Harley yet still have fun joining rides to places like Yuma, Palm Springs, Laughlin, etc. I also don't crash my Triumph and haven't exactly found a use for it but, nonetheless, I may want to join a ride with a bunch of nut case crotch rocket riders who may utilize the AMA. [Nah, I'll sell the Triumph] You do the math and tell me that being able to enter all of those events off of one AMA entry isn't a deal. Whether or not the AMA wins a lawsuit doesn't matter. The fact that they are actually doing something in court saves me the time of having to show up in court to represent my right to ride the motorcycle.

Dab, Your the BOMB!!!

What is the name of the gay journalist in Tombstone [played by Jason Priestly] that hung out with the Outlaws? They cut a lot of the original 'brokeback type' scenes with the kid as it didn't fit the whole "Tombstone" genre. Hmmm, who's our resident trials journalist that might fit that mold???

Hey Dabnabit, You must have a shot of the huckleberry shorts somewhere!?!

Hell, you ought to change your handle to Wyatt Earp to make things interesting. Hey Doc, I've got your huckleberry's hanging... on my shorts

Without those guns you aint nuthin but a skinny lunger.

Craig, Welcome to AMERICA, where you are aloud to say the stupit sh$t you say, write about what you want and are free to take advantage of free enterprize making money at just about anything you like. Don't be jeolousy of others just because you can't make any money at what you do, instead start writing about something you actually know about, like gay porn.

You hinting at sumpin? You jis gonna stand there and bleed or you gonna skin that smoke wagon? THOW DOWN BOY!!!

Johnny Ringo: Isn't anyone here man enough to play for blood? Doc Holliday: I'm your huckleberry.

Ron, Nike raised my endorsement to $2.3 Million and Tommy Bahamma stepped up with a life time supply of Hawaiian shirts so I'll be able to drop my $100k salary to $25k. You'll have to throw in the Beta/KTM fast bike as a cross trainer and I'll get you that Endurocross title away from David Knight this year. I'll leave it up to you to break the news to Geoff that I'll be returning to the championship to relieve him of the #1 podium spot. Don't worry Cody, I'm only committing to one year so you'll be primed to step up when I'm done.

Hey Beave, My stunt kid is going to be the next world champion!!!! It'll be great to thank you for helping him reach the top and surpass your own kids.

That's why I'm a porn actor!

Just goes to show how many people are true sadists.

Kum ba ya my Lord Kum ba ya. Chris, We'll have to share a few beers at the "fun" trial in a couple of weeks. Someone mentioned the Tennesee fireworks... Were you at the last Plonkers trial? You know, the one where we roasted LarrE, had a live band, complete with fireworks show while the band played? The fireworks were from one of those fireworks superstores in Tennesee[of course that's what I heard cuz I would not have anything to do with bringing illegal fireworks into the fine state of California .

Ronny Baby, I LOVE YOU MAN!!! It's times like these that you wish Geoff would act a little more like me and simply walk up to guys like Craig and Lane and tell them to shut the **** up. The problem is that Geoff is simply one of the sports most modest, mellow and admirable guys. Look at any Amercan sports Number 1 athlete and compare them to Mr. Aaron. From day one of my trials experience, Geoff has always been cool, and willing to offer advice to me and ALL levels of riders. [Actually I think he got sick of trying to tell me how to stay on the bike] He's always willing to talk to anyone who comes up to his camp [even that guy who used to bash the heck out of the brand of motorcycle he rides ] just like any other rider. Reality is that he's acomplished more in and for trials than any other rider in American history BESIDES Bernie Schrieber and continues to do so without critisizing others. It p****s me off to see how some of you [who can't ride a motorcycle to save your ash] are so easy to critisize the Champ. Yes Ron, it is pure jeolosy and that is the ugliest attitude anyone can have due to the BS it brings about. Imagine if everyone hit the ignore button on the hairy beaver. It would save a lot of scroll time for me.

Dearest Craig, you know my heart will always desire only you but, alas, your woman wont share so I'm stuck with whatever is left. At least I wore the right color shirt in the Sherco pits!!! Hey Ryan, how about sponsoring my next Endurocross? Team Chaves / Ringo First place and last. Fraceman, that's MR. Ringo to you!