the addict

Hi Dave, thanks for the post mate, be good to catch up soon, hope your well bud.

I had a go on Rob Warners 4rt last weekend and was really surprised how much quieter it was than my old 2007 bike, and the 4rt is nowhere near as loud as a YZF or WR at full chat.

Got there in the end, and only 77 quid for TPFT with Bennets, I must be getting old?

I'll start by saying a big thanks to Craigs Motorcycles for a very easy and straightforward sale and delivery today, and a big thanks to Jack Challoner for delivering to the site I was working at saving me the hassle of a 60 mile round trip in the middle of the day. Good to meet you today Jack, and all the best for 2015. Hopefully get her run in this weekend and a nice long play next Sunday to get used to her and the inevitable throwing off a big hill to christen it well, and will be racking up the credit card at h&d and BVM Moto early next week (ouch!!!) I was planning on posting a few pics but its been so long since I have I've forgotten how to do it? any help would be appreciated, thanks.

Been bikeless for three or more years now, but have bought a fair bit of stuff from H&D in the past and have always been pleased with the products/delivery and service. Bike arrives tomorrow and I have been on the site in the past few days to compile my Christmas wish list and will buying some essentials next week before my first trial.

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.''

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

Thanks lads, Dave, no tab stops anymore mate, this is my incentive to give up them up, be good to see you soon, bacon and eggs at Saintbury this Sunday if your riding, make sure you get there before Gizza though.

New bike should be here this week and I'd be very grateful for any advice on running her in before attempting any full chat hill climbs, thanks Just.

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step, and, once again, much to her dismay, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind a third time to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step. About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!" The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends!"

Forget Ebola lads, its getting near that time of the year again? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6keUdzwFCHU

I've stolen the Mandela one for FB Ian lol, hope all you guys are well.

A cowboy was taken prisoner by a bunch of angry Indians. They were all prepared to kill him but their Chief declared that since they were celebrating the Great Spirit, they would grant the cowboy three wishes before he killing him. The cowboy can do nothing, but obey them. The Chief comes up to him and asks: - What do you want for your first wish? - I want to talk to my horse, - replies the cowboy. The Chief allows him to talk to the horse. The cowboy whispers in its ear. The horse neighs, rears back, and takes off at full speed. About an hour later, the horse comes back with a naked lady on its back. Well, the Indians are very impressed, so they let the cowboy use one of their teepees. A little while later, the cowboy stumbles out of the teepee, tucking in his shirt. The Chief asks him once again: - What do you want for your second wish? - I want to talk to my horse, - once again replies the cowboy. Again, the cowboy whispers in the horse’s ear. The horse neighs, rears back, and takes off at full speed. About an hour later, the horse comes back with another naked lady on its back. Well, the Indians are very impressed indeed. So, once again, they let the cowboy use one of their teepees. The cowboy stumbles out a little while later. The chief comes up to the cowboy and asks: - So, what do you want for your last third wish? - I want to talk to my horse, - for the third time replies the cowboy. He grabs the horse by the ears and yells @ it: - You stupid animal, I said POSSE!!!

Hmmm, bollox, must read back abit next time, how are all you lads?

I called the RSPCA today and said, "I've just found a suitcase in the woods containing a fox and four cubs." "That's terrible", she replied. "Are they moving?" "Not sure, to be honest", I said, "but that would explain the suitcase"

Big ratchet straps (lorry type)

Very informative video mate, thanks, women just do understand the seriousness of the disease/virus, he was one of the lucky ones

Welcome to Celebrity Ready Steady Cook. So Anthony, you had

My wife and daughter are leaving because of my obsession with horse racing. They're both at the gate now. And they're off!!

Anthony Worrall Thompson is bringing out two new cook books, ones called 'How to cook a meal for free!'and the other is "Ready - Steady - Crook"

After landing myself in jail....I spent the first 4 hours getting relentlessly bummed........ Personally, I think my uncle takes monopoly far too seriously!!!

Dear Deidre I was watching my next door neighbour sunbathing topless from my bedroom window. As I was knocking one out I turned to notice my wife just stood there, arms folded...watching me. Is she a pervert?

The wife... asked me what I was doing on the computer last night. I told her I was looking for cheap flights. "I love you!" she said, then she got all excited, un-zipped my trousers and gave me the most amazing blow job ever.... which is odd because she's never shown an interest in darts before!!!