bigfoot Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 > If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have > a good laugh. > A liberal will delete it because he's "offended". > Mark As you know full well politics the UK are not so easily split in to the two camps seperating main stream US parties of conservative and liberal. For others out with the UK we have three main parties conservative, liberal and socialist (with many other minority parties). My reply was as Tim says just a bit of fun as you left me only two options for response. Forward or delete. Since I couldn't really foward it as I'm not a conservative I would have to delete it. I did consider deleting it in fun but with it deleted the joke would be lost on anyone who haven't had a chance to read it yet. I hope I didn't offend you but thanks for the links anyway they were fun. Watching and listening to the deliverance in the run up to the SSDT is better timing than you will ever know, eh Andy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toofasttim Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 we have three main parties conservative, liberal and socialist No doubts where your loyalties DON"T lie then hey John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigfoot Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 No doubts where your loyalties DON"T lie then hey John Yep and I'm not hiding it. I'm a socially conscious liberal nationalist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham2 Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 I am very pro 'green issues'...don't forget: I'm a countrymember...don't forget 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copemech Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 I am very pro 'green issues'...don't forget: I'm a countrymember...don't forget All that and a rainbow sticker on your car would probably get you into California social clubs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copemech Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 Yep and I'm not hiding it. I'm a socially conscious liberal nationalist. So I understand, where does that put you on such issues as gay rights, abortion, and what seems to be an issue of imigration in to the UK as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigfoot Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 Gay rights - Everyone has their rights. Surely your sexual orientation has nothing to do with rights. Abortion - Never needed one and dont expect I ever will so no strong opinions. Just finished listening to a debate about it in Scotland as all parties agree that Scottish population is dropping (nothing to do with abortion) so we need immigrants. This will need controlling but I've no problem with immigrants who come over and embrace our society, add the the great mix of Scotland, work and pay their taxes. Free loaders on our welfare immigrant or not are not welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveo Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 Free loaders on our welfare immigrant or not are not welcome. Seems we have that cornered over here in Aus, boat loads that get their foot in the door then their nose in the trough as soon as they can. Its only fair you take a few ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toofasttim Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 This will need controlling but I've no problem with immigrants who come over and embrace our society, add the the great mix of Scotland, work and pay their taxes. I agree with the need for immigrants John, if you're a late baby boomer (as you & I are) your retirement is looking very ropey but Scotland has a fairly homogenous population and is, by and large, undiluted, surely any new immigrants would threaten that homogeneity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham2 Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 .....Just finished listening to a debate about it in Scotland as all parties agree that Scottish population is dropping .... It's cos the first chance they get to leave Scotland they take-off :rotfl: Currently Scotlands 5 biggest ring-pieces to ever 'wax-lyrical' about bonnie Scotland all live..where...? Ewan McGreggor......? Sean Connery..........? Billy Connolly.....? Gordon Brown.....? David Coulthard.....? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham2 Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 All that and a rainbow sticker on your car would probably get you into California social clubs! Oi,Mark,I'll type this slowly so you get the joke: I'm a c**t remember. There now...it's not so funny when you have to explain it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b40rt Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 It's cos the first chance they get to leave Scotland they take-off :rotfl: Currently Scotlands 5 biggest ring-pieces to ever 'wax-lyrical' about bonnie Scotland all live..where...? Ewan McGreggor......? Up his sphincter Sean Connery..........? Up his sphincter Billy Connolly.....? Up the royal family's sphincters Gordon Brown.....? Fairytale land. David Coulthard.....? Good lad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copemech Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 Oi,Mark,I'll type this slowly so you get the joke:I'm a c**t remember. There now...it's not so funny when you have to explain it Can't remember what? Memory going too, hu? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ishy Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says....... "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk." "Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. " With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... every imaginable kind of cured pork. "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree." "Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget." "Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree." And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath, "Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!" "Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? " "Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees Ees Ees Ees Ees a ham bush...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copemech Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 A man married 25 years ago, looked at his wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap rented house and a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 19-inch black-and-white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde and have wild monkey sex. "Now we have an $800,000 home, a $45,000 car just like Atomant's, a nice bed, and a plasma screen TV, but now I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman with a constant headache and no sex. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things." His wife, being a very reasonable woman, told him to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde and she would make sure that he would once again be living in a cheap rented house, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a 19-inch black-and-white TV, if he was lucky...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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