December 13, 200817 yr A man walks into a bar,the barman asks: ''What would you like Sir?'' The man replies ''a pint of lager..any lager ..but NOT Stella !'' The barman asks: ''Why..NOT Stella?'' The man retorts :''I had 12 pints of that last night and woke up this morning f**king skint ''. The defensive barman quips: ''But Sir, all our lagers are the same price anyway ''. The confused man states; ''You don't understand,skint is my cat's name!!'' Edited December 13, 200817 yr by HAM2
December 14, 200817 yr Who would name their cat "skint"? Alright, call the cat Broke. "I woke up f**king broke"
December 14, 200817 yr Oh i don't know, Skint ain't that far out. my mates cat is called Splat!! Ps. Like it Ham2 Edited December 14, 200817 yr by marky boy
December 15, 200817 yr Alright, call the cat Broke. "I woke up f**king broke" Of course it might be just that I don't know what skint means.
December 15, 200817 yr Of course it might be just that I don't know what skint means. Urban Dictionary!
December 15, 200817 yr Author When I was very young we had a black and white cat which we named.......Shep?!.......the sheep-cat??!..Obviously.
December 15, 200817 yr Just how old and uncool am I? It's nowt to do with being old & uncool, it's just you don't speak English as your first language.
December 15, 200817 yr Of course it might be just that I don't know what skint means. It means " yae haney got twa farthengs tae rub the gether" obviously !
December 16, 200817 yr It's nowt to do with being old & uncool, it's just you don't speak English as your first language. This is very true.
December 16, 200817 yr It means " yae haney got twa farthengs tae rub the gether" obviously ! Apparently, the internet translation service, babelfish has just melted...
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