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About pa.

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  • Birthday 05/13/1959

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    Beta Evo
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    AJS Moto Trial Club of SA Inc.

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  1. When a feminist asked me recently, "How do you view Lesbian relationships?" Apparently, "Preferably in 4K Ultra HD" was NOT the answer she was looking for.
  2. Pa

    i downloaded a parts diagram for my 1990 Beta, but I am looking for a wiring diagram, and possibly an owners manual...both scarce as hens you have either?

    best rgrds


    1. pa.


      No I don't. Try contacting Beta in Italy via their website.

  3. This morning I was beaten up by a well endowed woman in the lift. I was trying not to stare at her tits but then she said "would you please press one" So I did. I don't remember much after that.
  4. For most parts the owners manual from 08 will be fine. Here is a list of the manuals I have on my site. 2004 Frame parts link, 2004 Engine parts link,
  5. Don't mess with Chuck Norris.
  6. Just a reminder that not all graphics on the internet are accurate. Libyans did this in 1988.
  7. He is most likely a frustrated photocopier repairer.
  8. I say the dam video is fake.
  9. They wanted to check the caliber of the child first.
  10. No, it's Jean-Claude Van Dam.
  11. What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Don't know, don't care....
  12. The teenage girl brings her new boyfriend over to meet her folks. Her mother says hello and asks him his name, and he says, "Christopher Motherf***er C*cksu***r Flanagan." After a long, uncomfortable silence, the mother says soothingly to him, "Oh - Connie didn't tell us you had Tourette's." The boy says, "I don't - but the SOB who baptised me, did."
  13. There was a spider in our lounge room and I was just about to wack it when my wife said, "Don't kill it, take the spider out!" So I took it to the club and we had a few beers and then played the pokies. I really like the spider, he is a good guy and excellent company. On the way home he told me that his ambition is to be a web designer.