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About pa.

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  • Birthday 05/13/1959

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  1. He is most likely a frustrated photocopier repairer.
  2. I say the dam video is fake.
  3. They wanted to check the caliber of the child first.
  4. No, it's Jean-Claude Van Dam.
  5. What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Don't know, don't care....
  6. The teenage girl brings her new boyfriend over to meet her folks. Her mother says hello and asks him his name, and he says, "Christopher Motherf***er C*cksu***r Flanagan." After a long, uncomfortable silence, the mother says soothingly to him, "Oh - Connie didn't tell us you had Tourette's." The boy says, "I don't - but the SOB who baptised me, did."
  7. There was a spider in our lounge room and I was just about to wack it when my wife said, "Don't kill it, take the spider out!" So I took it to the club and we had a few beers and then played the pokies. I really like the spider, he is a good guy and excellent company. On the way home he told me that his ambition is to be a web designer.
  8. A Sparky (and#39;Electrician', the Royalty of all Trades) dies in a car accident on his 50th birthday and finds himself at the Pearly Gates. A brass band is playing, the angels are singing a beautiful hymn, there is a huge crowd cheering and shouting his name, and absolutely everyone wants to shake his hand. Just when he thinks things can't possibly get any better, Saint Peter himself runs over, apologizes for not greeting him personally at the Pearly Gates, shakes his hand, and says, “Congratulations, son... we've been waiting a long time for you.” Totally confused and a little embarrassed, the Sparky (and#39;Electrician', the Royalty of all Trades) sheepishly looks at Saint Peter and says, “Saint Peter, I tried to lead a God-fearing life, I loved my family, I tried to obey the 10 Commandments, but congratulations for what? I honestly don't remember doing anything really special when I was alive. Is it because I'm a Sparky, the Royalty of all Trades?” “Congratulations for what?” says Saint Peter, totally amazed at the man's modesty. “We're celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160 years old. God himself wants to see you.” The Sparky (and#39;Electrician', the Royalty of all Trades) is awestruck and can only look at Saint Peter with his mouth wide open. When he regains his power of speech, he looks up at Saint Peter and says “Saint Peter, I lived my life in the eternal hope that when I died I would be judged by God and be found to be worthy, but I only lived to be fifty.” “That's simply impossible, son,” says Saint Peter, “We've added up all your time sheets.”
  9. I went to the timber yard and this guy approached me and said, Do you want decking? so I hit him first.
  10. Some call it Foreplay.
  11. As this is a possibility do not do any gardening or next Autumn new growths may appear.
  12. Then came the movie.