Anything goes

Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting over lunch and conversation turns to their relationships. They decided that night to surprise their men. All three would wear a black leather bra and thong, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. A few days later they meet up for lunch. The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over He found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all night long. The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather outfit, heels, mask over my ey…

Vindicated...I'm not fat, It's a virus. clicky

Mr & Mrs Simpson heard the pitter patted of tiny alpenstars, happy birthday Wayne.

Everyday something happens to make me happy and proud to be a Texan! We are a plain folk... but we have a way of talking net! One thing about Texans is that their hearts are always in the right place! T . B . Bechtel, a part-time City Councilman from Midland , TX , was asked on a local live radio talk show just what he thought of the allegations of torture of terrorists. His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience . HIS STATEMENT: 'If hooking up a terrorist's nuts to a car's battery cables will save just one soldier's life, then I have just three things to say,' …

Finally got Ubuntu up and running on the wireless LAN. Lets see how it handles wine and iTunes.

Four days after the untimely death of Steve Irwin it has become increasingly clear how much this man has contributed to our wildlife conservation and the respect he has generated right around the world. In Australia we have a young generation of childen that have seen him as the real Crocadile Man and judging by the tributes being shown since his passing,children wordwide are huge fans of his colourful conservation documentaries. I was with my daughter tonight and she told me of her cousins five year old childs acceptance to the death of Steve. It went something like this, My daughter has just been talking with her cousin up at Mooloolabah,which is not far from Steves…

I've put this in here because few read the enduro topics. Here's a pic of the 2012 Gasser enduro bike. Comments?

Right so its almost 4.45pm and unless you are a teacher you’ll already be at home feet up tea/ stiff drink in hand! So are we all hovering over our monitors ?‍???‍♂️??attempting to look busy ???‍♀️and earnestly doing business only for it to come to a crashing halt at 4.59pm AND their off!!! Junior Boy is in the lead narrowly avoiding the bosses glare. BONG the clock strikes 5.00pm and closely following Junior Boy is Office Bore who passes on the stairway but slips on a damp patch....Rachel??!!! Seenu Before the new bloke jumps the stairs and is in the lead. This is hairy stuff, no protective gear whatsoever it could all end badly, especially if Rachel??... er hem has stop…

Why did you use the nickname you did when you registered on the board, i chose mine because the first memories i have of trials is EL on the 4stroke Honda at Clandeboye

Sorry if this has been covered before, can anyone tell me the best way to host photos so that they can be displayed on TC? All my pictures either too big to upload or end up tiny in physical size. Thanks

So I am not very computer literate, but the back button does not work anymore for me on TC, started yesterday. Works on other websites on this computer. Also does not work on my home computer. Any thoughts?

I went to see the new Michael Jackson Movie this morning, I must say that it was really well worth going to see. Most of the footage was taken during rehearsals for the tour he was to make this year. He looks and sounds just like he did 20 years ago and the footage from the new Thriller video was superb. I know it won't be everyones idea of enjoyment, but I had a really good time. I left with the opinion that the tour would have been a massive success had he not died. Well worth going to see. Pete

I reckon that there's a fair few of you here who are pretty computer literate. I've got a really annoying oproblem with my pc, all it is, is that when I put the My Pictures folder on the desktop, it won't show the filenames of the images in the folder when they're on thumbnail view. As in, it looks like this: If I simply rename the folder as just Pictures then that solves the problem, but it creates another in that when I click Windows links to My Pictures it creates a new folder in my documents with the sample pictures in it. Does anyone know what I can do to make the filenames reappear in My Pictures please? Any help would be greatly appreciated, Thanks in advanc…

This morning on the A90, I looked over to my right and there was a Woman in a brand new Audi doing 80mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her makeup I looked away for a couple seconds ! And when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much I dropped my electric razor, which knocked the pastry out of my other hand! In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile away from my ear which fell into the coffee perched between my legs! It splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, …

Now that certainly makes you want to look forward to the British Summer a reunion of one of the best bands ever.

Andy's going to have to buy a Citroen now! Cant beleive that there arent any withdrawals from trials WTC yet.

Urgent advice needed chaps, The Addict has gone back to work today only to find his toilet frozen I don't know how long it will be before Nature needs to take place , but it could be quite serious I will tell him to drink some Anti-freeze first then go for a pee that'll break the ice?? Any other suggestions?

So seeing how there is a lot of europeans on here, I want to know given the choice where would you move to? I grew up in germany but am now living incomparably better (ie: happy) on vancouver island. much more free to do ride where ever you want and much better air quality. where would you like to move to and why? maybe post pics? pic of a van island beach on the westcoast trail

A Banbury senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z3 convertible out of the car salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 90 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the M40, enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as he floored it to 110mph, then 120, then 130mph. Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!" So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited f…

Probably like a lot of other people I'm sick to death of receiving junk mail through the post for loans, insurance, you name it. Apart from writing I'm not interested return to sender on it, does anyone have any novel ways of dealing with this annoying and environmentally unfriendly practice.