January 5, 201016 yr Urgent advice needed chaps, The Addict has gone back to work today only to find his toilet frozen I don't know how long it will be before Nature needs to take place , but it could be quite serious I will tell him to drink some Anti-freeze first then go for a pee that'll break the ice?? Any other suggestions?
January 5, 201016 yr The Addict has gone back to work today only to find his toilet frozen Is he in the same line of work as George Michael then?
January 5, 201016 yr Author ****NEWSFLASH***** Man found frozen solid in the ''Squat Position'' in a wood in Oxfordshire ..................more news later !!!!!
January 5, 201016 yr I normally ask the weight of a polar bear no idea what one weighs but it does break the ice. has he tried this technique ?
January 5, 201016 yr ****NEWSFLASH*****Man found frozen solid in the ''Squat Position'' in a wood in Oxfordshire ..................more news later !!!!! Poor bloke! Big John
January 5, 201016 yr ****NEWSFLASH*****Man found frozen solid in the ''Squat Position'' in a wood in Oxfordshire ..................more news later !!!!! You ****ker Gizza no doubt this stems from my text to Gizza this morning whilst taking a dump in the nearby woods, (had this urge to text him about it) Hot chilli last night so needed the loo with short notice, walks in there and froze solid so quick jump over the fence for the deed. The phrase "snapping one off" was quite appropriate Edited January 5, 201016 yr by The Addict
January 5, 201016 yr Get him to put red and blue markers either side of the pan, then he could ride the 4RT through just like a normal bog section and the weight will break the ice!
January 5, 201016 yr Author ****NEWSFLASH*****Man found frozen solid in the ''Squat Position'' in a wood in Oxfordshire ..................more news later !!!!! ****LATEST NEWS**** The frozen body has been recovered from the woods and thawed out and is at home in front of his log burner. After the ordeal The Addict was quizzed about what happened. ''Well the crapper was frozen so I had to rush to the woods, everything was fine until I came to look for the torn up newspaper to wipe my A**e? with my new DEWALT 20 pocket work trousers on I forgot which pocket I had put the torn up Sun in (I kept page 3 ) next thing I knew I was being rescued'' The Addict is recovering at home
January 5, 201016 yr Get him to put red and blue markers either side of the pan, then he could ride the 4RT through just like a normal bog section and the weight will break the ice! Dont think marks on either side of the pan was the problem !
January 5, 201016 yr Question is, is Addict's ring of confidence stuck to the bog???? Can we change the cliche now, "Do addicts sh!t in the woods?"
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