September 6, 200619 yr More tales from the travels of Andy. This time moderately amusing. I had no flight hassles. It was Jake's turn this trip When I
September 6, 200619 yr Right, come on ..... Ideas on how Andy 'might' have instigated an international incident with a firm but mildly moist sausage ?
September 6, 200619 yr Andy,Next time you have to ask for guidance and theres a chance you may be asked to show your sausage ,seek out some good looking female security staff..... Well I am assuming you dont bat for the same team!!!!
September 6, 200619 yr Well I am assuming you dont bat for the same team!!!! Eh! He's just admitted to chatting up 3 men in uniform with some dodgy tale about a firm sausage
September 6, 200619 yr Author He's just admitted to chatting up 3 men in uniform with some dodgy tale about a firm sausage Security 1, who first questioned me about my sausage, was a woman. However, don't tell Jake - he'd only get jealous
September 6, 200619 yr He's just admitted to chatting up 3 men in uniform with some dodgy tale about a firm sausage Security 1, who first questioned me about my sausage, was a woman. However, don't tell Jake - he'd only get jealous Then give him your firm but mildly moist sausage
September 6, 200619 yr He's just admitted to chatting up 3 men in uniform with some dodgy tale about a firm sausage Security 1, who first questioned me about my sausage, was a woman. However, don't tell Jake - he'd only get jealous When I first saw the headline 'Dougie to ride Scott' I thought Andy & Jake must have talked him into trying some of their games.
September 7, 200619 yr Got stopped at the customs leaving Andorra on monday morning, but they only had a quick look in the boot. Luckily enough they didn't find the stash of chorzo extra pimento, hidden underneath the 20,000 fags and case of scotch. I also wrapped it in cannabis leaves to hide the smell.
September 13, 200619 yr Author When I read this Andy story, I couldn't help but think of this poor guy. I put mine in my hold luggage Spooky that the Judge's name was Lampkin!
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