Subject: Birds and the Bees

A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the

bees.

"I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise

me you won't tell me."

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny'

speech.

At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech.

When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech.

If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid,

I'll have nothing left to live for."

:huh: :huh:

Nice one.

That's good

Showed my wife.............and gave her a sneering look

It's the hope that keeps me going.

That's good

Showed my wife.............and gave her a sneering look

Got to that time in the marriage has it mate

It's the hope that keeps me going.

You too eh!!, not funny tho' is it!!!

That's good

Showed my wife.............and gave her a sneering look

Got to that time in the marriage has it mate

I missed the 7 year itch, now got 14 year pain in the 4rs3

I was tempted early on to make similar comments, but try 21, shhhhhaaattt!

Edited October 3, 200718 yr by copemech

Three stages of marriage:

Kitchen sex: you'll do it anywhere in the house, including the kitchen floor.

Bedroom sex: Ok as long as it's on the bed.

Passage sex: you pass each other in the passage and tell each other to F6