May 6, 200521 yr I got a puncture which let air INTO the tyre which gave me real bad wheelspin! Ill get my coat. . . Pete.
May 6, 200521 yr A Hobgoblin Ran infront of me and threttened me of riding over his bridge ?!? Im already gone
May 6, 200521 yr the best one i have heard is- "a wasp flew under my glasses and i couldn't see where i was going" you know who you are!!!
May 7, 200521 yr I went off line because I didnt want to run over the snake! Its TRUE..it actually happenend to me!!!,.......OH and my speed suddenly increased too.
May 7, 200521 yr Perhaps you should ask Adam Raga. He must have some truly awesome excuses because he always seems to be able argue his score down at the end of WTC events
May 7, 200521 yr "Dang! Did you see the stinger on that scorpion? Musta been six inches long. Good thing I stomped it. What? You're callin' me on that? It mighta killed somebody!" "Hey! Look at this! Somebody greased my pegs! It was probably Ringo. He does that kinda thing all the time. Re-ride!" "Ya see that chick over there in the yellow tube top? Yea. Now look at the size of them things and tell me you're gonna give me a point for that? C'mon... I should get a re-ride." "Oops. Was I ridin' in your section? Silly me. Hope I didn't mess it up for the guys that are actually ridin' in this event. Get this... I just saw a guy that looked exactly like me a ways back there. Same exact gear and bike. Amazing! He should be comin' thru real soon. See ya." "Oh man. I cannot believe this nagging Curling injury will not heal. It's awful hard to ride Trials with a herniated aortical repticial cortus dioptices corpuscle."
May 9, 200521 yr How about - In a Monty Python styleeeee: "WHAT??? THAT'S NOT MY LEG!!!!" No, maybe not. Sorry, I have a strange sense of humour
May 9, 200521 yr We could expand on that one, especially if we'd been for a pub lunch "It's a prosthetic leg, I didn't dab, it was flapping in the breeze" You dabbed on both sides! "Yep, that ones prosthetic as well" And you leaned against that tree with your arm! "You're not going to believe this but...." On yer bike mate! "I could prove it....but you'd have to give me a lift back to the car" Just noticed this isn't in "Anything goes" so I'll just pipe down.
May 9, 200521 yr "Security, this man doesn't have a proper bib and has entered the section illegally. Remove him from the premisis and restore my score to zero." Edited May 9, 200521 yr by ringo
May 9, 200521 yr "Security, this man doesn't have a proper bib and has entered the section illegally. Remove him from the premisis and restore my score to zero." Can't stop laughing! Dude, you are way too funny. See you next month?
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