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The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a Beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do...Why?" The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you'd like to know that your horse is about dead outside!" The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough Silver was ready to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got the horse water and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better. The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see i…

I have business meetings there next month and never been anywhere even close to that region. What's it like?

A little game too have fun with!

im doubt many people on this site would know alot about mini motos but its worth a try. i have a mini moto wich wont start and if it does its just cuts out if i pull the throttle or if i leave it it cuts out do any of you know what the problem could be . any help would be appreciated

Hi, As a last resort before i either give up, try a helpline or reinstall some software i thought somebody on here might be able to help. The problem seems to be pretty simple but i haven't a clue why it is happening. I am using windows media centre 2002 and basically if i try to open internet explorer whilst someone else is logged on a runtime error occurs before internet explorer even gets chance to open, log the other person off and everything is hunkydory again, it's getting on my nerves abit, especially with the computer being pretty new and it has been doing it from new. Bob

Take the time to get to the end and the punch line 40 degrees - Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Scotland sunbathe. 35 degrees - Italian cars won't start. People in Scotland drive with the windows down. 20 degrees - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats. People in Scotland throw on shorts and a T-shirt. 15 degrees - Californians begin to evacuate the state. People in Scotland go swimming in the sea. 0 degrees - New York landlords turn the heat on. People in Scotland have a last barbi before it gets cold. MINUS-10 degrees - People in Miami are extinct. People in Scotland lick flagpoles. MINUS-20 degrees - Californians all n…

Just chatting with Gaz on MSN and he let me into his littlle secret! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie...:B:EOIBSA:UK:11 look who bought it!! Edit: Just noticed the size .. XXL

Tell us a sport your good at and I'll support Scotland. Bytheway drinking is not a recognised sport.

Well Argentina didn't exactly take their losing out the Germany on penalties very well did they? Resorting to throwing tins of corned beef at the Germans. For some strange reason I have been wanting Germany to do well in this tournament, but not as well as England and think its because the media were saying they are the worst host nation for years and a poor team. You just wouldn't bet against Germany taking penalties against anyone. Hopefully England will get past Big Phil and Portugal, Brazil or France and beat Germany in the final.

Will i be able to buys tickets and camping when i get there, im worried if i order them that they will arrive late. i know i should have go them ages ago but i havent had any money! if anyone can give me an answer then please write back. cheers

Spotted in Spain. Bloody made me jump.

I suppose I'm well overdue a posting but to fill in those of you who don't know: after 2 and a half years of being unable to get employment in South Africa I decided to get the hell out. So I moved to NZ. Well I found a job in 7 weeks and am having a ball. I'm flatting presently 'cause the wife and kids are only due to arrive in a months time so why waste money? Bought a car today so it's one more part of the equation knocked off. Next is a house then a bike. Management is fine with me getting an '07 Gasser so can't it be bad. I've ridden several trials here, Peter Boettcher (local gasser agent and sometimes lurker on these boards) has been kind enough to let me ride …

He just looks so unhappy in this picture.

>It is just before Scotland v Brazil at the next World Cup Group game. > Ronaldino goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his > teammates looking a bit glum. > > "What's up?" he asks. > > "Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know > it's important but it's only Scotland. They're sh*te and we can't be > bothered." > > Ronaldino looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these by > myself, you lads go down the pub." > > So Ronaldino goes out to play Scotland by himself and the rest of the > Brazilian team go off for a few jars. After a few pints they wonder how > the g…

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8:00 PM. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house. "Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until ei…

Just wondering does anyone know if it would be legal to have my L plate stuck on the back of my helmet? as i keep snapping them off the bike it would also make the bike look better Cheers james

Never Argue With A Woman.... One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you …

Seems the seller is a bit confused about what hes actualy selling First its a sherco then its a beta in the description http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2005-Sherco-290cc-Tr...bayphotohosting

Wayne Rooney has been told he can play in the world cup as long as he has a Cortizone injection.................................... David Beckham says if that fat ******* is having a new car then he wants one too