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You missed out: The Health a Safety Executive's risk-assessment directive for all personnel to wear combined shin and knee armour ...which.. unfortunately, clashes with the MOD European Court directive which forbids the use of such armour as it infringes the snakes' right-to-bite It's a lawyers world...I'm jealous of them ,I wish I could get paid for talking sheee-ite...I'd be minted.

I liked the first one (her own creation)... but you weren't to know the second one is a big no-no in this country because it is the work of Britain's most notorious showbiz pedo' Paul Gadd aka Garry Glitter. Do us a big favour old boy and scrub it...Ta! Wayne

F**k awf...have you seen those fingernails At the risk of repeating myself here is another crime against music,just wrong on so many levels. I remember this being the one and only time I posted abuse on YouTube (on the original post).... WARNING http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CApiTdzqWKk

How do you get around copyright issues when there have been three bands named 'The Motels'? Anyhow ,is this the same lead singer ??

Copey, The song's so good I'll make the effort for you AC/DC trivia:-There are two versions of this song,the version Copey has highlighted is the best IMHO. Wayne trivia:- Last year I texted my mate (who is a massive AC/DC fan) some of the lyrics to this song, on his wedding night ...neither him or his new missus recognised the words and both thought I was slating her oops! T'was his fault really... for getting me rat-a***d at his wedding do

Hmm,are you trying to tell me my wife's having an affair?

I didn't know Andy was Turkish?

Plus 89 now...someones feeding my ego...this could get messy

Hey Mark, Is that what you wear when you dance in that cage, in that nightclub? As for those bike prices...they're just as mental as the folk who ride them !

Someones having a giraffe

Roughly ,how much ?

Some of those bikes have better front forks than my Sherco !!

Mr? Pin-stripe at 4:40

Like others have said you've obviously never been out in the sticks and discovered you own a bike with a leaking site-glass It's like setting an egg-timer for home-time. Be grateful that your bike doesn't have one If that were me I would personally put a little more ATF in (maybe another 30/40cc)if ,as you say, you're filling it from rebuild (bone-dry) In my humble opinion.

As long as I never have to go through that 'initiation ceremony' again

There are some 'effluent' parts of Benwell and Scotswood where you would never ride as slowly(for your own safety ) as that camera rider!The locals would have you. You would certainly never want to walk the course first. As for looking closely at the video, did any one else notice the hand with a flashing camera-to-the-face that appeared from an alleyway on the right..they're all mental ! It's at 1.47

..I've got minus reputation points now...I have gone over to the dark side

Risk assessment/health and safety??Ha! That dog was as dumb as my mutt What do you think the chances are of a similar race series for the Uk ? Cheers that was exhilirating.

B40, I wasn't tripping you up on your spelling:- You mean, sporan? You mean sporan ! Tek your choice (it's less funny when I have to point it out ) As for Copey...he's describing (with too much personal experience) the trans-op-gender procedure..thingy Wayne (Friday night,23;45 hrs after 3 cans of Strongbow )

You mean sporan....(add punctuation to suit , and ? or just !)

Yup,according to Wiki that's where the pic' was taken I did try it (the caber) at a country fair once...gave me a 'tight' back for days after.

It's a fix ...Baldilocks is on ''Reputation: -1969584''

I took my wife to the pub last night. I said ''I really love you''. She said ''Oh yeah,is that you talking or the beer talking?''. I said ''It's definitely me talking...''. She said ''That's nice''. I said ''....to my beer''.

My guess is that it's on the Vcar ,possibly just a categorie C (rolled) otherwise....why?It's bloody awful

I'm at plus 2 which makes me seem a goody two shoes and that means ...dull or as Andy says 'Politically correct'. I want to be Han Solo not Luke Skywalker I know ? ? Scotchland is full of drunken, obese people ! ( I was careful to only quote official statistics so I can't be sued for libel) And whatsmore: The place is full of tossers