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I'm at plus 2 which makes me seem a goody two shoes and that means ...dull or as Andy says 'Politically correct'. I want to be Han Solo not Luke Skywalker I know ? ? Scotchland is full of drunken, obese people ! ( I was careful to only quote official statistics so I can't be sued for libel) And whatsmore: The place is full of tossers

Aye,that's the bugga...cheers gents

Glens at -11 and counting...I'm getting jealous,I wanted TrialsCentrals first on-line ASBO

Yup,the legend is he's the only one who can help you when it fails.

Aw christ,it's not one of those dancin-on-ice vote off systems is it ?

Hey Gaffa, what's with the 'REPUTATION' rating?...Oi,I'm no slaaaag Edit: I've just seen Slappy's 4 rating so I reckon it's a gang bang capacity or sumfin....dunno, I've never been in prison before

Mad,mad,mad Wasn't this the bike that was called the kettle?...how can you make an exhaust that suits all those two stroke cycles?

I rang the Samaritans the other day 'cos I was feeling quite depressed and, as with most establishments these days, I was put through to the Pakistan call centre. I told the man on the line that I was feeling suicidal to which he said:''Hmmm..can you drive a truck?''

Apologies Tim,lets get back on track...We were supposed to be able to see the effects of the CME down here on Tyneside but the cloud never lifted Even though it is beautiful are we not witnessing a battle for the preservation of our atmosphere?

Nice one Ross ..I let a little bit of wee go there. Andy, Ant and Dec are payback for:-- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hlws5TKOfkE As usual I have a story about Geordie celebrity (there's only 5 of them : Ant n Dec ,Sir Ridley,wor Brian J and that screaming harpie who married a Beatle). I had the mis-fortune to be on an internal flight with A+D,don't get me wrong they were very good at keeping my kids entertained but couldn't handle any banter from adults (despite their 'jokey lads' image). They wouldn't last 5 mins on TrialsCentral

Like most things in the courts there's a lot of professional mud-slinging to see what will stick Tech talk:- Is this the modern equivalent to the old 'Jesus nut' legend that Tim pointed out? Jack stall or servo transparency That phrase seems to rear it's ugly head when dealing with helicopter crashes..especially in Squirrels Then there's this to contend with:- Toroidal wash

Beer goggles print out The power of BUCKFAST tm Whatever next with these hard drinking natives ? A mythical beast that swims in a Loch?

More info Here...... and here

Seems like Colin wasn't certified to fly,nor did he have permission to take his sons pal up for a flight...what a waste http://www.scotsman.com/news/Colin-McRae-FAI-Witness-describes.6689589.jp

Slack work day--- Conjecture time: The space between the back of the frame and the start of the rear tyre is traditionally occupied by the air-box,exhaust mid-box and the rear shock..that looks like a huge void on that frame drawing?? Discuss...

Irritating,catchy,thumping percussion,bass-line from the Sugar Hill Gang and a lead singer with no co-ordination what so ever...even though he's white,does this still count as a rap song? (rap+song=oxymoron ) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9Gj8earX_w Copey,note that there is no charge for this English music education !

Correctamundo.....Here endeth the lesson

:lol:He He Good find,I never knew Montesa made trucks

On a previous Sherco I had the chain snap and it took out the slave cylinder,slave bolt head ,flywheel cover and most expensively of all my left hand boot got sliced??

I see what you mean..it seems like the whole launch of this company is based on some CAD sketches. If it wasn't for the new premises I would be a bit sceptical...nice drawings though

A neighbour of mine had a TTR(?),his mate had a WR(?)450 Yam and I tried to get them to try trials by practicing with me....they really struggled on steep ,rough hill climbs 'cos it seemed to me that their bikes had too much suspension travel ??? Is that possible? While you're at the bar..mines a Strongbow....cheers!

Yes,but do you get a free t-shirt?

Is this the end product????

Uh Oh, not sure how long one of those links will last? ...anyhow:- Factory spec' magnesium crankshaft??..must mean crank-case,surely? or manganese steel for a crank,maybe?