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For Gawds sake Mark,I've told you before; this is a hetro trials web-site. We don't worship the male form here, you've mistakenly posted to the wrong site

Wrong,that aint the norm ..you're 'typing-without-thinking' again with those sweeping statements. If you think every teacher is a benevolent angel you're deluded. I've got friends who jumped ship from banking to land a cushier job in teaching. Those who can,do..those that can't;teach . My youngest did a speech in PHYSICS about Nicola Tesla ,afterwards in front of the class the teacher said ''Yes,she was a very famous scientist,wasn't she?''. Here's a general rule of thumb for you: The more militant the union,the more cushy the job that union is protecting. Back on topic , sorry to hear about Whiteys,had a bike,maintenance ,spares and riding gear from them over the years. Hope Al the Spanner gets sorted.

What a playground.

Yes,that is the case about the limiting of the Spanish 'rite to roam' laws but I'm sorry I can't find any articles on line to back that up.

The latest toy for Christmas; The talking Barbie-in-a-Burkha doll. No-one knows what it says because no-one has the b0ll0x to pull the cord!?

Do you ride like a girl? No,not since I tried to ride side-saddle on a trials bike and bailed Try it, it's 'kin impossible on a modern trials bike !

:blink: I had a neighbour (road biker) who disliked trials intensely but wanted some off-road action for the winter so he spent a fortune on an enduro bike /transport and entry fees but jacked it in 'cos the organisers kept setting up observed sections with very steep aqua drop-ins, a-la-trials Imagine if the a*** dropped out of enduro market because: (1)The organisers had to use tighter courses because of the restrictions associated with limited land use which leads to; (2)Riders thinking ''Stuff this enduro bike malarky,I'd be better off in the twisty stuff with a low cost/maintenance trials iron'' ?? It doesn't surprise me that the relevant organisers are protecting the enduro 'golden goose'.

Yup,guinness records rules ,both ways ,turn around within 1 hour.

Pretty good but that enduro seemed a bit clumsy,I can think of a type of bike that would give that mountain bike a closer run?..now lets see?..a motorbike that is not as clumsy as an enduro,smaller,lighter,has no seat(major plus for downhill) hmm? I wonder if Dougie and GasGas need some publicity ,4.51 to beat; the only problem is that the video was clearly set on Anoch Mor in the summer-time so Dougie's got a long wait for this years snow to vamoose.

It is a Scottish site ,remember.

HEY MR. ADMINISTRATOR, Some Beta person has got lost and wandered in here, can you get him re-located before that thing spills petrol and burns down the Sherco forum. Ta!

I'm trying to keep up (honestly )but a larger fuel valve and a 2.6mmm restrictor in the fuel inlet...is that not a contradiction? Please type your reply s-l-o-w-l-y and in words of one syllable so I can understand . Ta.

I think I've mentioned this before and this comment confirms my observations. Whenever I look for a new bike the no.1 priority for me is ''does it grip by itself?''.

Here ya go...bottom of the page....Bad language warning

Did you you just endeavor to persevere? :guinness: :beer:

Dear Sir, Can I bring your attention to the above ,contradictory,words highlighted in red. I'm just having a troll day today ....howsabout Garelli?

Just the same as the BMW rant but different sub-titlesWARNING VERY BAD LANGUAGE TEXT

Ok Master Blaster,I rarely look at the front page as I'm more of a page 3 man myself! Trials manager?B.S. job title no. 6,500...is that a new name for a minder? I'm thinking he's only been signed for his enduro skills ( I would love to be proved wrong though). ...or..Is he just switching brands so he has more chance of finishing a major outdoor trial in this country?

Enduro?

Bloody global warming Here is my patent application for an outside drain anti freeze-blockage device. Take 1 can of John Smiths (not fit for drinking IMHO) a tea-candle and a section-flag stem (wire...it's not as if I'm using it for anything else these days).

It's so cold round here at the moment that the local flasher is jumping out on people and describing himself!

Neigh lad, you completely misunderstood the :-'...like a horse..' in the 'bedroom department' reference..

Oi likes that Nissan Xterra in the background...we don't get them..I could really do with one right now,here in the UK.

I've been thinking of how to work that into a post but you beat me...nice one.