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err..when Baldilocks says 'stop using that poor tyre as an excuse for your poor riding'

Ha,my mate insists on RAC membership for the very same reason..his cars have never broken-down when he has valid membership..kharma insurance

Ken Block the Steve Colley of the rally world,both very entertaining when demonstrating something they've practiced on many times over but when they have a go at a world round??..well?? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJhrwVv9ZdM take yer pick.

Funny you should say that but last year when I arrived at customs at Newark,New Jersey they fast tracked me and the family straight past a massive queue (line) at passport control..what was that line for?..U.S. passport holders only . I would have thought your Homeland security guys would have wanted to take a closer look at the aliens rather than the natives?? They're not really on the ball..I signed my visa waiver.. Timothy McVeigh and they still didn't see the joke..now do you see where the Ricky Jervais humour comes from?

:rotfl: He's the bitches t1t5,the cat's pyjamas...so very funny. There is so much material for him to work with there (Introducing Bruce Willis on stage)..please welcome Ashton Kutchers dad.... Thanks for posting that bilco

Happening now.... The man who received the Nobel peace prize 2009 shakes the hand of the man who has the winner of the 2010 Nobel peace prize under house arrest!!!! Awkward press conference silence time: Obama greets the Chinese prime minister(?)and mentions human rights then the translator translates and the Chinese Ambassador just stands still and says nothing in front of the worlds press!! There's no truth in the rumour that the state gift to Obama from the Chinese was a 2011 Xispa 280

Also you'll build up your confidence in your spanner skills. If you're like me...just take your time,read the many previous associated posts and when you get stuck: --type--

Even though you don't want to,you have to look closer to see the trick of the light

Yer reet a didneh spoat thaht

mmm ...40mm Marzocchis..they've got to be the best forks I've sampled on any trials bike ,those Mont showas run a close second though?

After a series of high profile violent incidents,the local lunatic asylum next to me had a clamp down. I walked past the perimeter wall yesterday and all I could hear was the constant chanting: ''Thirteen,thirteen,thirteen,thirteen...''. I thought they must be doing some hard labour or punishment exercise so I reached up and had a peak over the wall...then some psycho smashed me in the face with a claw-hammer and all I could hear was: ''Fourteen,fourteen,fourteen,fourteen...''

But nuffink append .........

..over inflated ego...

Unfortunately it's the author of the first reply that's living in fantasy land....nice fantasy though

Wahey ,are we back to the original title? ....stale, old codge...

...from black Donald..

...butt plug exercises...

Tartan! on a fekin trials bike????

..something you can drop regularly

..young man who..

Technically is this what you would call a trike or a 3 x 3 or is it a 2 x 3 x 3?

Look for the product name Durafix?Aluminium soldering. It's like brazing but for Aluminium,I referred to it before on this forum....somewhere? There's a video on Youtube where the guy solders up a punctured aluminium coke can.

He's making a right a*** of it now: Obama How many French soldiers have died(compared to British) in recent conflicts ,fighting alongside America

Only 5000 ?!...you lucky b******. What's the nearest we have?... ...Maybe the Sunderland Air Show = 5h1te weather(last years was cancelled due to fog),5h1te location,5h1te people ( the biggest abusers of the English language) :wall:5h1te, I say 5h1te. Do not even lift a finger to google it, you will wish you spent the energy on picking your nose or something. Did I mention that you're a lucky b****** Wayne

It's called 'Moon Bike' round here..you know; on 'er lunar cycle!!