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Kenny The Rooster - Contains Adult Humour

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You know why Kim Jong Il was always such a miserable wee beggar......he'd never held an election

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at least he was old, it would have been a tragedy if he'd been Jung

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If he was Pa Jong was his wife Mah Jong.

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Man, the gene pool needs cleaning out:-

Gene pool ? You mean swamp !

Check the scooter & round about at the end. (yes its been a slow day)

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Who's that at 2.53 on the Sherco?

Carlos Teves gets home from the maternity hospital with his new-born baby and his girlfriend ...but Carlos being Carlos kicks off in a rage, accusing his girlfriend of having another man.

He screams: ''Wheye ma beby no look like me?

She replies : ''Give me a minute, I'm just boiling the kettle'' :huh:

  • 2 weeks later...

Hans, a middle-aged German tourist on his first visit to Orlando, Florida, finds the red light district and enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain him.

They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she gasps and runs away! Seeing this, the madam sends over a more experienced lady to entertain the gentleman.

They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear, and she too screams, "No!" and walks quickly away.

The madam is surprised that this ordinary looking man has asked for something so outrageous that her two girls will have nothing to do with him. She decides that only her most experienced lady, Lola, will do. Lola has never said no, and it's not likely anything would surprise her. So the madam sends her over to Hans. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams, "NO WAY, BUDDY!" and smacks him as hard as she can and leaves.

Madam is by now absolutely intrigued, having seen nothing like this in all her years of operating a brothel. She hasn't done the bedroom work herself for a long time, but she's sure she has said yes to everything a man could possibly ask for. She just has to find out what this man wants that has made her girls so angry. Besides she sees a chance to teach her employees a lesson.

So she goes over to Hans and says that she's the best in the house and is available. She sits and talks with him. They frolic, giggle, drink and then she sits in his lap.

Hans leans forwards and whispers in her ear, "Can I pay in Euros?"

I prefer this.

It has a certain inevitablility about it. :icon_salut:

I like the ape's finale, too - almost as though he knew exactly what he was doing all along. :thumbup:

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