January 12, 201214 yr Author My wife and daughter are leaving because of my obsession with horse racing. They're both at the gate now. And they're off!!
January 14, 201214 yr I walked in on my mother in law having a bath yesterday as she was stopping with us for a short while. After months of simmering tension between us, this was the opportunity I had been waiting for and before we knew it, one thing had led to another and I couldn't stop myself. I drowned her.
January 16, 201214 yr Crow Roof Tubing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP9RnDp_tms&feature=player_embedded
January 17, 201214 yr Author Very informative video mate, thanks, women just do understand the seriousness of the disease/virus, he was one of the lucky ones
January 17, 201214 yr A man phones an Airfix shop and asks if he has a model of an Italian cruise ship, the owner says, yes I've just one left, the man says, can you put it to one side for me... Paddy and Murphy are on a cruise ship. Paddy says, "It's awfully quiet on deck tonight." Murphy says, "Everyone will be watching the band." Paddy says, "There isn't a band playing tonight." So Murphy says, "I definitely heard someone say, 'a band on ship.'"
January 18, 201214 yr Italy announced they have found a man to beat Michael Phelps in the Olympics, he did the 200 meter freestyle faster than anyone they had ever seen and will probably be named captain.
January 18, 201214 yr Scottish, is he? Yes, from one of the Islands off to the South West, famous for making Guinness.
January 19, 201214 yr Yes, from one of the Islands off to the South West, famous for making Guinness. Ea, yea a bit slow! Must be why it only took me two tries to understand him! Can take me 3-4 on a proper Scot! Mayby never!
January 19, 201214 yr Ea, yea a bit slow! Must be why it only took me two tries to understand him! Can take me 3-4 on a proper Scot! Mayby never! Not to worry, I would have the same problem with your Canadian accent I'm sure !
January 19, 201214 yr Not to worry, I would have the same problem with your Canadian accent I'm sure ! HAHAHAHAHHAHA Texas is part of which Canadian Province?
January 20, 201214 yr HAHAHAHAHHAHA Texas is part of which Canadian Province? Which is why BillyT calls me Hank Hill!
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