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:blink: Jesus, they're everywhere..it's not as if they can breed !! :blink:

The bitter irony of a foreigner and his mis-placed geographical knowledge :icon_salut:

Not exactly the dialogue I was getting at but still a great piece of cinema, I remember being very shocked by it.

..The story behind this scene is that Gunny Ermey was only an off-camera advisor but he impressed Kubrick so much that he was given the part...the most shocking thing is that he knew the lines verbatim,from experience ! :blink:

WARNING--EVEN WORSE THAN THE PREVIOUS VERY BAD LANGUAGE:-

GO to 3.45

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peRA28m9uzY&feature=related

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Your Queers & Steers come from Oklahoma. I was quoting from Full Metal Jacket where they come from Texas :unsure:

I think they got all them darn souf, like in Houston or sumthing. For me, that would be like driving to London from the Yorks or Middlesgorough! Feck that!

I gust try to stay in south Oklahoma, cause further up and into Arkansas, I just would compare to the Deliverance!

And you wonder why we keep handguns! :rolleyes:

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:blink: Jesus, they're everywhere..it's not as if they can breed !! :blink:

The bitter irony of a foreigner and his mis-placed geographical knowledge :icon_salut:

Not exactly the dialogue I was getting at but still a great piece of cinema, I remember being very shocked by it.

..The story behind this scene is that Gunny Ermey was only an off-camera advisor but he impressed Kubrick so much that he was given the part...the most shocking thing is that he knew the lines verbatim,from experience ! :blink:

WARNING--EVEN WORSE THAN THE PREVIOUS VERY BAD LANGUAGE:-

GO to 3.45

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peRA28m9uzY&feature=related

Oh My God! Now we must be politically correct before we train and send your young dumb ass out to get shot at!

I think the most revilting thing I seen lately was the issue ov some marines p****** on some dead Tali's or something!

Well isn't that a real pisser!

I guess they do not count the public beheadings of prisioners that they do as objectionable! I guess we just have to understand!

Mayby we should retake Stoning! :thumbup:

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Specially for my Texan mate..... :icon_salut:

George Bush met The Queen on a state visit and he turns round and says: "As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how the USA is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom"

The Queen replies "I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to

have a King in charge - and you're not a King."

George Bush thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality

then?",

To which the Queen replied "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a

Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr Bush".

Bush thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?"

The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replies "Sorry again, Mr

Bush, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you

are not an Emperor."

Before George Bush could utter another word, The Queen said: "I think

you're doing quite nicely as a Country".

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The latest stress management technique from the pages of Psychological Times Monthly.

1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.

2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.

3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.

4. No one knows your secret place.

5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.

6. The soothing sound of a gentle water fall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater.

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Specially for my Texan mate..... :icon_salut:

George Bush met The Queen on a state visit and he turns round and says: "As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how the USA is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom"

The Queen replies "I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to

have a King in charge - and you're not a King."

George Bush thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality

then?",

To which the Queen replied "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a

Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr Bush".

Bush thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?"

The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replies "Sorry again, Mr

Bush, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you

are not an Emperor."

Before George Bush could utter another word, The Queen said: "I think

you're doing quite nicely as a Country".

Soo did the British Empire become a Country into itself?

I heard lately that the Scottish were voting to move from the UK!!!!

Where is Scotland moving to? :rolleyes:

I think we still have Bush here down round Austin. Old hippie bitches won't shave ther armpits either! :thumbup:

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Soo did the British Empire become a Country into itself?

There are a lot of brits who are country folks....most of them are politicians as well.... :rolleyes:

I heard lately that the Scottish were voting to move from the UK!!!!

Where is Scotland moving to? :rolleyes:

I guess it's on the cards, we're staying where we are cutting England off at Hadrians Wall and pushing them closer to France.

I think we still have Bush here down round Austin. Old hippie bitches won't shave ther armpits either! :thumbup:

ughhhh horrid thought. :barf::barf:

you well??

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