January 8, 201214 yr I just got off the phone with a friend living in North Dakota near the Canadian border. He said that since early this morning the snow has been nearly waist high and is still falling!!! The temperature is dropping way below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force. His wife has done nothing, but look through the kitchen window and just stare. He says that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in!
January 8, 201214 yr Poor Bob Holness, only through the pearly gates 5 minutes when Amy Winehouse pops up and says "Can I have a E please Bob"
January 9, 201214 yr Author The wife... asked me what I was doing on the computer last night. I told her I was looking for cheap flights. "I love you!" she said, then she got all excited, un-zipped my trousers and gave me the most amazing blow job ever.... which is odd because she's never shown an interest in darts before!!!
January 9, 201214 yr Author Dear Deidre I was watching my next door neighbour sunbathing topless from my bedroom window. As I was knocking one out I turned to notice my wife just stood there, arms folded...watching me. Is she a pervert?
January 9, 201214 yr Author After landing myself in jail....I spent the first 4 hours getting relentlessly bummed........ Personally, I think my uncle takes monopoly far too seriously!!!
January 9, 201214 yr Author Anthony Worrall Thompson is bringing out two new cook books, ones called 'How to cook a meal for free!'and the other is "Ready - Steady - Crook"
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