trialswarrior Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 cell phone gag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joekarter Posted January 8, 2012 Report Share Posted January 8, 2012 I just got off the phone with a friend living in North Dakota near the Canadian border. He said that since early this morning the snow has been nearly waist high and is still falling!!! The temperature is dropping way below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force. His wife has done nothing, but look through the kitchen window and just stare. He says that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapshot 3 Posted January 8, 2012 Report Share Posted January 8, 2012 Poor Bob Holness, only through the pearly gates 5 minutes when Amy Winehouse pops up and says "Can I have a E please Bob" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the addict Posted January 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2012 The wife... asked me what I was doing on the computer last night. I told her I was looking for cheap flights. "I love you!" she said, then she got all excited, un-zipped my trousers and gave me the most amazing blow job ever.... which is odd because she's never shown an interest in darts before!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the addict Posted January 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2012 Dear Deidre I was watching my next door neighbour sunbathing topless from my bedroom window. As I was knocking one out I turned to notice my wife just stood there, arms folded...watching me. Is she a pervert? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the addict Posted January 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2012 After landing myself in jail....I spent the first 4 hours getting relentlessly bummed........ Personally, I think my uncle takes monopoly far too seriously!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham2 Posted January 9, 2012 Report Share Posted January 9, 2012 :rotfl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the addict Posted January 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2012 Anthony Worrall Thompson is bringing out two new cook books, ones called 'How to cook a meal for free!'and the other is "Ready - Steady - Crook" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pa. Posted January 10, 2012 Report Share Posted January 10, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copemech Posted January 10, 2012 Report Share Posted January 10, 2012 :rotfl: Just is on a roll ain't he! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham2 Posted January 10, 2012 Report Share Posted January 10, 2012 I've watched that for 30mins.. solid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pa. Posted January 11, 2012 Report Share Posted January 11, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBeYvboTLkA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pa. Posted January 11, 2012 Report Share Posted January 11, 2012 I like the Pre Paid idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gizza5 Posted January 11, 2012 Report Share Posted January 11, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham2 Posted January 11, 2012 Report Share Posted January 11, 2012 Got to get me one of those calenders! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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