February 8, 201214 yr Just high heels & pelmets ? ..or perhaps you would recommend your kilt and merkin combo?
February 8, 201214 yr Robbie williams track called no regrets does not apply to the banana suit incident..... never dare a fool.
February 8, 201214 yr Robbie williams track called no regrets does not apply to the banana suit incident..... never dare a fool. Working for an American corporate, we're always having the importance of diversity and inclusion drummed into us. Yourself and any other members of the homosexual Trials community are as welcome on TC as the straight ones
February 9, 201214 yr Working for an American corporate, we're always having the importance of diversity and inclusion drummed into us. Yourself and any other members of the homosexual Trials community are as welcome on TC as the straight ones !! Bout soiled myself on that one!
February 9, 201214 yr So Fabio Capello resigns as the England manager. An Italian quitting a sinking ship, who would of thought it....
February 9, 201214 yr Working for an American corporate, we're always having the importance of diversity and inclusion drummed into us. Yourself and any other members of the homosexual Trials community are as welcome on TC as the straight ones why thankyou sweetness... Git !
February 14, 201214 yr What's pink,six inches long and is never going to be sucked again?????? Whitney Houston's crack-pipe
February 14, 201214 yr A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's) MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!!!! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, She opened the door to see a Grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs. The old woman said, 'You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you...you have no legs! The old man smiled, 'Therefore, I cannot run around on you!' She snorted. 'You don't have any arms either!' Again, the old man smiled, 'Therefore, I can never beat you!' She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, 'Are you still good in bed???' The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, 'Rang the doorbell didn't I? Edited February 14, 201214 yr by GIZZA5
February 15, 201214 yr What's pink,six inches long and is never going to be sucked again?????? Whitney Houston's crack-pipe Everyone's a comedian nowadays. Even the paramedic who was unable to resuscitate Whitney couldn't avoid the old gag when he radioed dispatch and said "It's Houston, we have a problem". She's in a new movie......The Body Bag
February 15, 201214 yr Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away. But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works best!
February 16, 201214 yr Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away. But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works best! Why the name change? Are the bailiffs on to you?
February 18, 201214 yr Bobby Brown has been found dead this morning in a hotel room. Apparently he left a note saying two can play that game....
February 24, 201214 yr Paddy's wife goes to the doctor complaining that after ten years of marriage she had never had an orgasm. The doctor advised her to relax and use a fan to keep her cool during sex. Paddy refused to pay money for a fan and asked his mate if he would mind waving a towel while they made love, but still she didn't orgasm. Next day she asked Paddy if they could swap over. and so Paddy's mate made love to her and after 20 minutes of the best mind blowing sex she'd ever had, she orgasmed. Paddy looked at his mate and said.... "and that, my old son, is how you flap a f***ing towel"..
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