March 17, 200917 yr Renault and Ford are pulling together to create a new car. It will be based on the Ford Taurus and Renault Clio and will be named Clitaurus. It will only be available in pink, with or without fur on the dash.
March 17, 200917 yr Renault and Ford are pulling together to create a new car.It will be based on the Ford Taurus and Renault Clio and will be named Clitaurus. It will only be available in pink, with or without fur on the dash. Are they doing a stretched version ? I hope not.
March 17, 200917 yr Too bad the damn thing comes with a cover and makes it difficult to find in the dark.
March 19, 200917 yr Too bad the damn thing comes with a cover and makes it difficult to find in the dark. Some of us were afraid the same had happened with the Sherco and Gassers when we seen the fresh PINK on your bike! Friggin scarey! Easy to find the butthole though, on top! Ha!
March 19, 200917 yr Renault and Ford are pulling together to create a new car.It will be based on the Ford Taurus and Renault Clio and will be named Clitaurus. It will only be available in pink, with or without fur on the dash. Thats the Brazilian or non Brazilian option.
March 19, 200917 yr Renault and Ford are pulling together to create a new car.It will be based on the Ford Taurus and Renault Clio and will be named Clitaurus. It will only be available in pink, with or without fur on the dash. The thing is, does any bloke care that there is a Clitaurus ? Be lucky if any bloke knows where to find one
March 19, 200917 yr Err, what about that 7 odd days per month that it can't be driven? And will you need to buy it flowers and chocolates to keep it running properly? I've been to both Renault and Ford dealers and I cant find one, but it's common knowledge that the Clitaurus is hard to find. Before anyone runs out and buys one I have to tell you about the used market of these things. Avoid one with multiple owners or high km as that can lead to loose fittings rather than the tightness you would usually expect. Any unusual smells from the bonnet should also be something to stay away from as that could indicate a poor service history
March 19, 200917 yr I cant believe this topic has survived. I was asked to censor my avitar a few years back because someone complained about it.
March 19, 200917 yr The thing is, does any bloke care that there is a Clitaurus ? Well are you saying you prefer a bulge under the ....ehhh...bonnet.
March 19, 200917 yr I cant believe this topic has survived. I was asked to censor my avitar a few years back because someone complained about it. I tell you one thing ,it wasn't me,I loved it ....did you replace a similar image with this cartoon?
March 19, 200917 yr Author Hell John some of the other jokes that have been posted here recently leave this one in the shade (I'm sure there's some innuendo in that..)
March 20, 200917 yr Don tell me allthat crap, as I have been gutted already when R2W left already with all the "sex and trials" links!
March 20, 200917 yr Author with all the "sex and trials" links! You mean like Ham2's seductive "Shirley and me in the bath"? Ham2's bathroom sex Filth. Pure filth. Edited March 20, 200917 yr by TooFastTim
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