nelly1

where are you mate im in elton i go to frodsham club they got a trial on on sunday in alvanley

clays right that bash plate is a bitch

do they have a crank possition sensor if it was a car i would deffinately say it was that

are they as easy to ride as a 315 i have one (315) but would like to change it for a 4rt but il struggle to ride it if its harder im a poor rider on the 315

what a waste of a good bike

loved the vid more more more

wow i want the alfa 8c and a gallardo

very nice just started a 175 project myself bought it in a few buckets still grinding off rust but still fun to do

i would mate makes sense and costs nothing

is that why youve got grey hair then clay

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love it good lad

hi mate have you remembered a new seal for the cover mate

he he i knew it would get a reaction

hi mate have you tried the meter on the wire going from the ststor to the coil and kick it over surely if you get a reading we can say it is the coil also when looking at it on sunday it looked like the fuel tank was pushing the ht lead down so much so that the rubber shroud on the coil was almost off has anyone else with a 03 sherco noticed this issue i have a montesa so im only used to cleaning the bike lol

yes just join the 2 switch wires together that will do it

thanks again mate very good of you

thanks very much mate sorry to sound like a dunce how do i pm ?

hi i want to change my fork oil but ive no idea how can you please help ive dont quite a lot of reading on here i think i need 360 ml of 5w oil in both sides ive never unscrewed the caps off the top of the forks (are they under pressure ?) is there a drain ? thanks in advance neil

what brucey said

id try giving the carb a blast mate sorry couldnt resist

i thought the same as you the cap not seated properly meant the spark altered in some way and somehow setting fire to unburnt fuel in the pipe it is a bit of a coinsidence you push the cap home and everything works fine i cant explain it but proof of the pudding etc etc any how you and me had better go halfs on a load of crack save a bit of cash then

alls well that ends well mate hows the shoulder

i had the same with the b6es changed to an iridium plug and perfect i also cleaned out my exhaust and re packed the silencer dont know if that helped