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Do you ever get your seat in the hole where your bum would be?
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Hey Yamaha,
Are you trying to show us that you prefer a two banana seat?
I have seen that Monty set up here and it's pretty cool.
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Ishy, I swear you bring tears to my eyes! I suppose in the Beave's case you would have to assume a proper mount for the bananna!
Marky, I thinks it's all too obvious which end I speak from.
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Pardon me gentlemen but I have been contemplating a new seat for my trials motorbike and I would like to know which seat is best.
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Ian,
Don't you know the only reason I'm there is to get close up shots of the cute chicks that always make it to the front. Who cares about some guy on a silly motorcycle without a seat.
Seriously tho, who does Codina think he is telling me to keep it down? Does he think he's a better rider than me? Does he think he has some say in the trials community as opposed to me? I may have to kick him out of the next WR if he doesn't shape up.
Any chance you're going to make it this year?
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Awe Gee Eric, that was the nicest thing you've ever said about me. Thanks!
Did you finnaly get rid of that itch? I've heard problems in the lower region of your body can be devistating to your relationship.
If I decide to get rid of my overweight goat you'll get first dibs.
As far as the Beta goes, that was Sendero's post. I don't know anything about it, was never there and never drank any of his beer that night.
I heard it started a Beta buying frenzy and RJ had to have another 500 bikes drop shipped to AZ.
Hey Ron, I never got, er uh, I mean Sendero never got a commission check on that deal.
Best part was the guys that were calling Hardrock to get their 05 Beta for $1500. I'm sorry but the thought of someone seriously calling a trials dealer thinking they're going to get a brand new trials bike for $1500 because they saw a post on an internet board makes me laugh so hard my stomach hurts.
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Ahh, the famous quote from my favorite mexican.
I do have to question your legitimacy if you are indeed el bandido. The real el bandsaw wouldn't leave a single solitary clue as to where he/she is from etc.
Nonetheless I hold a great amount of respect for the ole "el bandaid" as repies are always timely and perfectly appropriate "s.o.t., b.o.t" as proven once again with the afore mentioned reply.
Here's a tip of the ole gueness to ya!
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only if Steve Ahlers is vice president
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Yup, There it is! The Ishmeister in true form
Imagine Andy right now...A non trials rider who has to sit here and moderate all this horse **** about how phat some california nutcases trials bike is comared to some right wing commie *******s four stroke that is going to save the world from internaly combusting.
I can see the smile on his face now waiting for the Beave to jump in with a three page response that means absolutely nothing including the assured reference to some championship that was won more than 3 decades ago on a clapped out vintage heap of steel.
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Hey E,
Did you say that with a lisp?
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Nice avatar Matt, you might consider changing it to "got marbles" to signify your real size.
I forgot about the UK fairy. Nice to see your still thinking about him tho. Kinda tells a little more about you given the reference to the bed buddy thing. No need to worry I'll leave him all to you, [is that why you dress up like a young one?]
Hey, maybe that's why the Beave competes on a little boys bike!!!
I can feel the heat already, someone out there is getting really nervous bout this post and the hair is starting to stand up on the back of their neck. There saying to themselves "is anyone going to shut this guy down?"
Sorry to break up the monotony
Geez Matt, why'd you have to go there? That was ugly and you knew I just wouldn't let that one slide.
Hey, maybe if we cleaned it up a bit Ole Ishy might come in and knock us "daft buggers" upside the head with some of his wisdom.
How bout it Ishybaby? What've you got to say for yourself? Staying wet up there in the PNW?
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Brian, well done! You drew me out of solitary confinement but I simply couldn't stand to see post after post on balarina's, ice skaters or puckers [whatever you want to call them] in a topic with my handle at the top.
Now for the rest of you ladies that can't seem to take your eyes off of male ice skaters....why don't you take a shot at the Ringmaster. Have any of ya got the cajones to step up and throw down or are you too stary eyed over those pictures of the male chest?
I never thought it would come to this but we've gone from "which bike is better" to "which male balarina is better"
Fraceman, seriously now, I know you've got more in ya than that. Skin that smoke wagon!! You gonna throw down boy or just stand there and bleed?
How bout it Sendo? You gonna come out of retirement and lite up the keyboard? It's time to quit holding back cuz you think the majority of the readers might get offended. Maybe I out to get banned from TC just to give the rest of you something to talk about. Hell, look at Duluth! Ole Fraceman just couldn't wait to get in his little shot and it was well deserved.
What about the Baggermeister? Is that chinchilla still telling us that he can't ride because he has to bake cookies for the tupperware party this weekend?
************El Bandido?******************
Sure there are many new faces out there that have not idea what this post is all about but the few, the proud, the "real" trials riders know that it's about time someone stood up and started talking some smack.
Yup, I'm still alive and I pity anyone out there that isn't having fun right now because life is too short and I'll be the first one to say that I'm proud to be me! Call me the fricken C.I.A. of the trials community. The C.I.A will kill one man to save thousands. It seems that I have a tendancy to anoy one man and it humors thousands.
With all my love,
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I like the "death of Johnny Ringo" site. I've been to it before but it's a nice tie in to my mysterious disapearance.
Rehab? I see you've heard about the twelve step program to stop crashing. I was subjected to watching videos of the Beave competing in vintage trials and then forced to read his personal write ups describing how he completely anialated the competion on trecherous terrain. It was nearly enough to make me give up the sport altogether.
I did stop by the Betty Ford clinic to visit Nigel Dabster but they wouldn't let me in to see him as he was in solitary confinement due to his constant outbursts demanding the release of Sadam Hussein
Now, do you think you guys can come up with a little bench racing banter other than "Gee I sure miss watching those really cute guys prance around on ice skates" crap?
Fraceman really, if your going through withdrawls over those big burly guys why dont you simply grab hold of a six pack of that Killer Canadian Beer and head down to Chip & Dales for your weekly fix? You might even get them to fight over you again.
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Hey Elkay,
ITS events are open to all riders. You do not have to attend the school to ride and there are generaly between 30-50 riders. It's very spectator friendly as the sections are all close and pretty much within walking distance.
You can view Southern California trials information at atatrials.com as well
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Hey Ishy,
I see you heard about Paris and me already. I thought that was being kept out of the limelite due to my reputation and her infatuation with video. Living in So Cal definately has it's advantages but you just have to be able to handle everyone knowing your business.
Wait'll you see the picture of her in a set of dingle balls! She was more than happy to wear the purple and gold silk ones to the Laker Game.
On the other "rumor", I've got some calls in to find out if anything's happening. I'll let ya know.
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Join me in wishing Eric TY a happy birthday. Today marks Eric's 73rd year as a trials rider [would you believe he didn't start riding until he was 34?]
You do the math.
Hey there young man!!!! I tried your home number and it's not working so you'll have to call me to update it.
Happy Birthday my friend!!!
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RIDE ON CODY!!!
You know you have the support of all the Hawaiian shirts.
Viva Team Full Gas Gas!!
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Your absolutely right Craig but then again were not talking about the snot rocket championships on this post.
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Ride on Eric!
I've corrected my mistake. Congratulations to all.
BTW going to Kennedy Meadows again next weekend, it would be worth the 7 hour drive.
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Youth National riders from California
7 year old Rebecca Leavitt 3rd overall.
9 year old Chase Harker 1st overall.
10 year old Daniel Leavitt 1st overall.
11 year old Eric Storz 2nd overall.
12 year old Andrew Oldar 1st overall.
13 year old Neil Storz 4th overall.
Congatulations to all riders who attended.
Keep an eye on my favorite, Andrew Oldar, for some HUGE things.
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So are we counting you in as well Fraceman???
I'm 100% serious about getting the [qualified] observers set up in advance as it could put America #1 in all areas for a world round.
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Quote from the National Enringoer.
Hey Too Fast, does your fender have a rainbow sticker as well?
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With all the talk about how lacking the world round was with regards to observing I began to wonder how Cabastany, Dougie,Fuji, Jarvis, Raga and the rest of the "Professionals" felt.
We know for fact that they read this board but they never respond. Granted, as professionals they wouldn't want to risk loosing their AMA membership for speaking their mind so I think we understand why they don't comment.
We all sit back and judge the scoring [myself included] but maybe they really don't care. Maybe they actually like comming to America where they know that they have the opportunity to get away with making one of our checkers change their score.
I'm thinking that if it really were a problem then they [The people in charge] would bring their own "Professional Observers"
It does stand to reason that a Professional sport should have professional referees, does it not?
We can all talk about it but I'll join Ishy as a proactive fix. I'll check at the next world round and I guarantee you that my section will be scored the same for all riders.
That's two confirmed section leaders with years of experience who will not stand down to intimidating riders.
Who's next???
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