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I have a new job. I like to get to work early to beat the crowds. Best job ever working with the riot police and on our time off we go out clubbing.
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Currently inventing a "smart drawer" that gets your clothes out for you.
Will keep you posted as things unfold. . . .
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The 2018 was announced of the 8th of January.
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If cops talked like Pilots.
https://youtu.be/NofR8X_Zab4
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Try a KTM shop as it's the same engine.
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I'll never forget how happy I was when I saw my missus walking down the aisle towards me.
My heart was beating fast and the excitement was unbearable.
It seemed to take an age, but eventually there she was, standing beside me.
I gave her a loving smile, and said, "Get that trolley over here, Love.
They're doing 3 cartons of beer for the price of 2!"
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The Captain of Flight 293 came back onto the intercom later on during the flight to announce 'I have some good news and some bad new news. First the good news, you are going to be on the Television tonight.'
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I received a voicemail message telling me that I had won a competition. I could have $250 in cash, or tickets to an Elvis tribute act.
The instructions were - Press 1 for the money, 2 for the show.
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Read this Darco.
http://www.trialsport.com.au/beta/Manuals/mikuni/
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You have to feel a bit sorry for Prince Harry and Meghan Markle that neither of their fathers will be at their wedding.
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The last page of the Internet.
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I have to say that I REALLY don't believe in labeling people,. . . nor putting them in various boxes.
Which is why I recently lost my job at the mortuary . . .
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Have to do something while the missus gets dinner ready.
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Sleep with Intercourse. Taste my cooking, done in a special Dutch Oven.
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