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  1. For old parts check with Beta Australia. http://betamotor.com.au/betaparts.php
  2. Factory models are produced after the normal models. Expect to see them released in February.
  3. You can download a PDF copy from my website. http://www.trialsport.com.au/beta/documents.htm
  4. A guy came home and found his wife packing a bag. "What are you doing?" he asked. " I'm leaving you and going to Las Vegas." she replied. "Why?" he asked. "I've heard women can get $400 for giving a blow job in Vegas." The husband grabbed a bag and started packing. "I'm coming with you." he said. "Why?" she asked. "I want to see how you will be able to live on $400 per year."
  5. Heard they are now going to print Euros on Grease Proof paper.
  6. Buy a postcard and save Greece. https://www.indiegogo.com/greek-bailout-fund.html#/story
  7. To confirm the year give Lampkins a call 01535 655970 or visit them on the web http://beta-uk.com/and tell them your fame and engine number. The 2000 and 2001 air filter was accessed from the left hand side behind a cover located that looks like this. The chain tension block is on upside down.
  8. A bloke had a serious motorbike accident, and following partial recovery, his mates took him out for a beer but left him lying on the beach, both arms and both legs in plaster. A little while after his mates left him there, three gorgeous women walked past, and the first woman said to him, "Have you had a hug since you've been like that?" Bloke said "well, No." So she gave him a big Hug. Second woman says to him, "Have you had a kiss since you've been like that?" Bloke says "well, No." So she gave him a big kiss. Third woman says to him, "Have you been F****d since you've been like that?" Bloke says. "well, No." So she says, "WELL, YOU WILL BE in around ten minutes, the tide's coming in."
  9. A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears,"Ribbit. 9 Iron." The man looks around and doesn't see anyone."Ribbit. 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his other club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing." You must be a lucky frog, eh?" The frog replys "Ribbit. Lucky frog." The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole."What do you think frog?" The man asks. "Ribbit. 3 wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where to next?" The frog reply, "Ribbit.Las Vegas." They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks, "What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit. $3000, black 6." Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game, the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says,"Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The frog replies, "Ribbit.......Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 16-year-old girl. "And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room".
  10. Jim goes to the golf pro at his club for some expert advice & asks: "What should I do about the correct way to hold the golf club"? "Hold the golf club gently" the pro replied, just like you'd hold onto your wifes breasts whilst performing horizontal exercises". Accepting this advice, Jim tees off & hits the golf ball straight up the fairway for about 300 metres. Jim was ecstatic & went home to tell his lovely wife the expert advice he had received from the golf pro which proved 100%. The good wife couldn't wait for her lesson from the pro golfer at the club. The next day when the wife went for her lesson, the pro instructor watched her swing the club & said "No, No No your gripping the club way too hard: "What then can I do". The Instructor said: " Hold the club gently, just the same way you'd hold onto you husbands penis". The wife then took a swing with the club & the ball skipped about 5 metres. The pro instructor said: "That's a lot better then I expected, now take the golf club out of your mouth & hold it in your hands".
  11. Senior Citizens Dating Ads 1. I am a foxy lady, sexy, fashion conscious and a blue rinse hair beauty, mid 80's, slim,5'4'' ( used to be 5'6'') searching for sharp looking , sharp dressing companion with matching white shoes and trouser belt. 2. Recent widow who has just buried 4th husband, looking for someone to round out a 6 unit plot. Dizziness. fainting, shortness of breath not a problem. 3. I am very feminine aged 79, into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, lets get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy the quiet times. 4.I am an active great grandmother of 82 young years,having my original teeth, seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob,and caramel candy. 5. I am a young 76 male, and still like to rock, cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights. I play the guitar. If you are a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, lets get together and horizontally rock away the days we both have left. 6. An old male body of 79 but young and active in my mind, because I can usually remember Monday to Thursday each week, and therefore if you are a like minded female that can remember Friday Saturday and Sunday, then lets put our 2 heads together. 7. Male, 1932 model, high mileage, good condition, some hair up top, many new parts including hip,knee, cornea, valves, and 1 glass eye. I am not in running condition, but can walk well.
  12. Dr. Phil was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children on his TV show. "You all have obsessions," he observed. All denied being obsessed with anything. "You are -- all of you!" he insisted. "You are obsessed with eating," he said to the first mother. "You've even named your daughter Candy." She hung her head in shame. He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is with money: Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." She gave a resigned nod. He turns to the third mom. "Your obsession is alcohol. This, too, manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy." She looked at her little girl with a tear in her eye. But before Dr. Phil could say another word, the fourth mother gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and says, "Come on Dick, we're leaving."
  13. pa.

    Factory 2015

    I have CDO, it's like OCD but the letters are in the correct order. The ship lands in Australia with them on the 24th. Should take a few days to clear customs and I will get my new baby. Woo Hoo. Not looking forward to parting with my 13 Factory as it is the best bike I have ever ridden.
  14. Take him back to the Hospital and demand your correct baby as this one is obviously not yours.
  15. Two Glaswegians, Archie and Jimmy, are sitting in the pub discussing Jimmy's forthcoming wedding. "Och, it's all goin' pure brilliant," says Jimmy. "Ar've got everythin' organised awready, the fluers, the church, the caurs, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night". Archie nods approvingly. "I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Jimmy. "A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's magic, you'll look pure smart in that. What's the tartan?...." "Och," says Jimmy, "Ai'd imagine she'll be in white.”
 
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