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  1. :icon_rendeer: :icon_rendeer: :icon_rendeer: Well done. Merry Christmas
  2. I would have a look at the kill switch. Disconnect it and try again.
  3. pa.

    rev 3 2000 model

    Here is a link to the Zero parts diagrams. http://www.trialsport.com.au/beta/Parts/Zero%2090.pdf http://www.trialsport.com.au/beta/Parts/Zero%2091.pdf http://www.trialsport.com.au/beta/Parts/Zero%2092.pdf http://www.trialsport.com.au/beta/Parts/Zero%2093.pdf You will other Beta parts and manuals here. http://www.trialsport.com.au/beta/documents.htm
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  5. pa.

    rev 3 2000 model

    The cover is held on with three screws. I suspect you are talking about the Clutch Cover on the left hand side. Here is the parts diagram for the 2000 Rev3. http://www.trialsport.com.au/beta/Parts/Rev3%20270-250-200%202000.pdf The parts diagram for the 1999 Techno. http://www.trialsport.com.au/beta/Parts/Techno%20250-270%201999.pdf Can you post a picture of the cover to help us help you.
  6. pa.

    How Long 2T

    Your right arm is.
  7. "A Reply From CEO of J.P. Morgan To A Pretty Girl Seeking A Rich Husband".. ! A young 'n pretty lady posted this on a popular forum: ... ---------------------------------------------------- Title: What Should I do to Marry A Rich Guy? ---------------------------------------------------- I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style 'n good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York. My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income,'n it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough. I'm here humbly to ask a few questions: 1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names 'n addresses of bars, restaurant, gym) 2) Which age group should I target? 3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I've met a few girls who don't have looks 'n are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys. 4) How do you decide who can be your wife, 'n who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married) Ms. Pretty A Philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan: Dear Ms. Pretty, I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here. From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" 'n "money" : Person A provides beauty,'n Person B pays for it, fair 'n square. However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, 'n you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later. By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position". If the trade value dropped we will sell it 'n it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased". Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. 'n by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool. Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do contact me. signed, J.P. Morgan CEO...
  8. pa.

    Senna

    Report from the 1993 Donington race from ESPN F1. http://en.espnf1.com/f1/motorsport/story/52308.html
  9. Dating Protocol World Wide WHITE WOMEN: First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit. Third date: You get to have sex but only when she wants to and only in the missionary position. SCOTTISH WOMEN: First Date: You both get blinding drunk and have sex. Second Date: You both get blinding drunk and have sex. 20th Anniversary: You both get blinding drunk and have sex. ITALIAN WOMEN: First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant. Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs. Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring. 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex. 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress. CHINESE WOMEN: First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again. Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you realize nothing is ever going to happen. INDIAN WOMEN: First date: Meet her parents. Second date: Set the date of the wedding. Third date: Wedding night. BLACK WOMEN: First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. Third Date: You get to pay her rent. Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you. MEXICAN WOMEN: First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car. Second Date: She's pregnant. Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip. JEWISH WOMEN: First Date: You spend all your money to impress her. Second Date: You take a loan to keep the image Third Date: You're broke, she finds someone wealthier ARAB WOMEN: First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out. Second Date: You are shot dead in the street and your balls are fed to the goats. No third date: The POINT? SCOTTISH WOMEN ARE LOOKING MIGHTY GOOD, aye !!
  10. pa.

    chassis decoding

    This would be the page you need. http://www.betatrialuk.com/content/view/117/
  11. A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did my Intelligence come from?' The father replied. 'Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine.' An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.' The old man says without hesitation, 'I now pronounce you man and wife.'
  12. So this has nothing to do with you taking a different woman to the trial?
 
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