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A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag." "Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me, officer." "Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. “Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?" "Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to a golf course. A lot of golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it? So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.' "Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?" "Not everybody pays."

A Scotsman and his Wife walked past a s****y new restaurant in the town. "Wow, did you smell that food ?" his wife exclaimed. . . Being a really kindly Scotsman, he thought, "What the heck, , ,I'll Treat her. . ." So they turned around immediately, And walked past it again. . . . .

I was shopping the other day and there was this weird looking child running around the store like a lunatic. I said to the big bloke standing next to me,. . " That is one bloody Ugly looking Kid" . . . He looked at me and snarled " That's my SON over there . . . ! " I smiled and said,. . ." I'm sorry, I didn't know you were his Dad,. . . . ." He said,. "I'm not his DAD,. . . . I'm his BLOODY MOTHER". . . . . .

There is one for sale in South Australia.

No it has the original frame.

The frame change was because Beta are now making their own frames. The Factory racing model should be released any day now.

With a Beta you can switch it on the move. No idea about the Gasser's.

Position 1 has a softer top end. Position 2 is more aggressive in the top end. The bottom half of the mapping is the same.

Man up, use Velcro on your chest hair.

I remember when Kenny was first born. Then we celebrated when he hit 1,000 and now he is about to turn 1,600 how time has flown.

What are these like? http://www.mcp.com.au/sinus/models/virus-sw.html

I think the factory will be shipping the factory bikes in early February.

I am selling vintage air for those people wanting to be authentic in their rebuilt bikes. This is an expensive process but will complete your vintage motorcycle. We have in stock air from 1953 to 1983 excluding 1958 and 59. For orders visit www.suckedin.com/blowjobs for pricing.

I was at the bar the other night and heard three girls with an overabundance of flesh, talking at the bar. Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?" One of them screeched, "It's WALES, you bloody idiot!" So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?" And...that's the last thing I remember....

Just thought I would say Hi. This topic had my name written all over it.

I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money. Last night I shagged a girl called Penny - is that spooky or what?

When you're from the country, your perception is a little different. A farmer drove to a neighbours' farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door "Is your Dad or your mum home?" said the farmer. "No, they went to town." "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" "No, he went with Mum and Dad." The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other,and mumbling to himself. "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give dad a message." "Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter Susie pregnant". The boy thought for a moment... "You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the pig, but I don't know how much he charges for Howard."

An Observer on his way to the trial.

Problem with the youth in Iraq, they blow up so young.

Don't forget to order a couple of blow up Observers for that added touch of authenticity.

The Polish Cycling team might be looking for a place.

I have the PDF parts diagram on my website which could be help to you. http://www.trialsport.com.au/beta/Parts/Zero%2090.pdf Looks like a tidy bike for it's age. Good luck.

Pickup was a magnet on the rear wheel. From memory it was a Cateye speedo, or at least looked just like one. They didn't work very well as the ignition system would interfear with them, but they worked well when the engine was off.

Most riders who find a problem with left hand kick starters have abnormally developed right arms.