December 28, 200916 yr get one of these fully equipped with 2 wheel drive and machine gun - who's not going to give you a clean ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN5PAwc1ns8&NR=1
December 29, 200916 yr How many ''Trials Central'' memebers does it take to change a light bulb?1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed ... 13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again. ............about right There are over 7 million Google results for changing lightbulbs. LMGTFY PS Gizza what is a memebers?
December 29, 200916 yr How many ''Trials Central'' memebers does it take to change a light bulb?7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs ............about right PA. Think you must be one of the seven
December 29, 200916 yr The HoneymoonA couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have....... Which reminds me of this cracker: Italian lover
December 29, 200916 yr get one of these fully equipped with 2 wheel drive and machine gun - who's not going to give you a clean ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN5PAwc1ns8&NR=1 Wallace and Grommit on steroids????...No wonder those riders are giving it the speedway-hang-out technique.....imagine one of those flipping on you?? Edited December 29, 200916 yr by HAM2
December 29, 200916 yr I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering. 98 of them said, "How the **** did you get in here?"
December 30, 200916 yr A couple visited a marriage counselor and each was instructed to write a sentence using the words 'sex' and 'love.' The woman wrote, "When two people love each other very much, like Bob and I, it is morally acceptable for them to engage in sex." And Bob wrote "I love sex." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Under a tree a lion tries to sleep. Suddenly he hears strange laughing. He rises and strolls towards the bushes where the laughter seems to come from. Behind the bushes a group of elephant bulls are sitting in a circle and laughing their heads off. "Hey elephants, why are you laughing?" asks the lion. "We're shaggin' monkeys!" says one of the hysterical elephants (apparently these were British elephants!) "Well, I do that too," notes the lion, "but I don't see what's so shaggin' funny about it." "That's because they don't explode when YOU do them!" spews the elephant.
December 30, 200916 yr I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me - it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." And the moral of this story is: Always Always Always keep your condoms in your car.
December 30, 200916 yr I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me - it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." And the moral of this story is: Always Always Always keep your condoms in your car. Is this a true story Donald ?
December 30, 200916 yr Wallace and Grommit on steroids????...No wonder those riders are giving it the speedway-hang-out technique.....imagine one of those flipping on you?? Another one of your favorite items of clothing !
December 30, 200916 yr If you had said yes I would have believed it, honest. I think Donald has altered the story slightly?? as his wife doesn't have a sister just a little brother
December 30, 200916 yr Another one of your favorite items of clothing ! That's where they got to,glad I hadn't lost them!!
December 30, 200916 yr A male mouse and a female elephant are having sex in the jungle when the elephant ,accidentally,bangs her head on a tree. She cries out: ''OOOOuch''...and the mouse says: ''Yeah, take it baby!!''.
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