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Would agree with Grahamjayzee, apart from the doc martins, get a pair of boots, knee protection (see else where re best) gloves and helmet. Enjoy, dont feel self conciouse (sp?) everbodys been there.

I've been trying to find this out also, was his mechanic Radar out of Mash?

Sorry - its just that everybody seems to be taking this very seriously, the jokes will no doubt start tomorrow, hopefully !

My comment was supposed to be tounge in cheek !

You people seam to ignoring the big picture - what about Glenrothes ?

Can he be any worse than Bush ?

People generally refer to chains stretching because as they wear they get longer (compare an old one with a new one) Some people run the same chain and sprockets untill they are completly worn out, but usually its worth putting on a new chain before this happens, as the elongated chain (not stretched) wears the sprockets more quickly.

Dear Jonathan Ross, I've Sh*gged your daughter! Who's laughing now. Lots of love, G*ry Gl*tter.

Remember when setting the bike up that your size will determine to a great extent, height of bars, footrest position etc, to improve riding position. If your very tall / small, advice from riders of a similar stature may be more relevant as a starting point. I would ignore trends (like fat bars) as I cannot see any benefit.

Considering how tallanted and popular Brand and Ross are supposed to be, they have virtually nobody defending them ! I for one wouldn't miss their witterings.

I love Peter Kay, but I couldnt eat a whole one.

Any longer than what ?

You used the M word, I thought there was no foul launguage allowed on TC. In future try M*ndelson.

Remember years ago when they were making Braveheart? Everyone was saying, "Oh, its ridiculous; Mel Gibson playing a Scottish guy? That's not going to be very convincing!" But take a look at him now: an alcoholic Racist! A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to f*ck your brains out, and suck your t*ts dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job." Interviewer : Would you ever consider going down on one knee again? Paul McCartney : Please call her Heather

2 complaints after the show was it? Then the press get hold of it and every bugger gets on their high horse - get over it, it's not news, they were paid by the Conservative party to create a smoke screen Two complaints ? that was both the people that listen. Thinking of claiming I sha99ed her as well, maybe the BBC will suspend me on

Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer !

I have no trouble finding the earth, its getting back up again that's the problem.

Anybody watch and listen to JP's words of wisdom. Afterall, his lifestyle is soooooooooo working class.

Doesnt clunk on a B40, and theyre all basically the same. You could turn the cam plate upside down and see if it works better that way. ie 1 up and rest down.

Better chance with a pork injection. After-all, he's f**ked me every other way !

Now where's my daughters piggy bank ?

Would it be rude to ask how much ?

Thanks Windlestone, trialsbits cant supply at the moment. Thanks scorpa3, will have a look at central wheel components.