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As long as you don't mix up your cms and inches....

Think yourself lucky mate, you have the whole lot winging their way to you, Hi Res as well

......and i have at least....erm .... managed two one pic with his feet up over the last 20 years or so....

yet more here

Ahh the memories....watching the GSM's regular lunchtime "corrective training" sessions from my office window.........

"The Tosser" jumps to mind

Christ..did someone mention rules.......Sh!t, thats what i've been doing wrong all these f**king years The old chestnut but always springs some lively debate (..and let's face it, there's some right de..baters on here ) . There are so many trials out there these days that there is something there for everyone, personally prefer no stop, because if I stop I'm gonna fall over, usually painfully. However, I really admire the cojones of some of the top riders and some of the stuff they'll tackle, it takes some confidence in your own skills to do it. Maybe that's part of it, confidence and where the rules argument always rolls out the, Hoppers are the ones who are confident in their ability to do that kind of stuff; the no stoppers are the ones who don't have the nads to try that eight foot step. Remember there are dozens of brilliant coc's who lay every kind of trial on every weekend usually within a reasonable travelling distance, get out and support em. I disagree that no stop will die out because these snotty hopping kids will become fat, knackered, sad old B**tards like the rest of us sh!t scared to break body or bike every Sunday and want something that bit more straightforward.....all my own humble opinion of course.... You back in Korea Bigfoot????

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist Dr. Chang. So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said 'OK take off all your crose.' The woman did as she was told. 'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.' Again the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.' So she did. Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said 'Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary diease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.' Worried the woman asked anxiously 'Oh my God Dr.Chang what is Ed Zachary Disease ?' Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your a***.'

hurt him more than it would hurt me, he just bounce off anyway.... Andy's word....Trust, you have know who you can trust to stay online and if you can't trust Dougie, there's a problem. Braybrook was closer....

Gotta get close to get the good shots....about 2 feet

If the Bell boys had seen it they'd have given you a plaster....

Very true..man's a genius. What struck me most in the exhibition was what Kodak always said they sold..Memories. It was superb.

I was aiming at the bent rim....

or......

At least the bloke that scratched it found it......... What I meant, as you very well know Mr Curran, is what sections???

The Pic....says much

Where did that happen??

The FULL UNEXPURGATED STORY is available for a fee......... Big John and David did get lost along with the observers. The flag marking as you came across the base of the dam was not brilliant and certainly myself and the other observers (Magnon and his mate Shane, gorgeous bikes boys!) headed off to where the Dubh Lochan section had been the previous year. WRONG!! Finding the Meall Na Cruadhie section became a bit of guess work after that, we were thrashing about the moor for a good 40 minutes before we found them, the stretch above Blackwater was not pleasant. We were never more than a couple of miles away from them but it was like needle in a haystack stuff. It was like that for us at the start of the day I suspect it got much worse, some riders lost a fair whack on time because of it....... Your turn prof.

I dunno......she's got you sussed... got a cracking pic of her at Lagnaha on Monday, the determination etched on her face, I'll post it when I get home tonight.

Mose is actually pretty good when he knows his subject matter......road racing, bit of scrambling etc etc but trials ..nah, The Moff would be better, I can sense his ego expanding at the same rate as the contents as the batcave

He looked steady on Monday morning......

good comeback.....

Must have been a right stinker...... Had the same conversation about toughening them up with HL before we left on Tuesday....She said the boss had already said he wouldn't be tightening them up, yeah must have been a belter

Alas no more, heard he's dropped Two at Gorton this morning

Still on then..........