Just wondering, I've been told that Les Dawson was in fact a fantastic piano player and he was only able to do what he did due to his skills. Is this case with Wonder Boy? He is, in fact, a master of the English language and it

John I can't believe you use the statement well said for wonderbra's last two posts. I don't know what he said but maybe that's your point too.

but not in a gay way - why are people starting to us it i made it up so its my saying so pi$$  off and go and make one of your own.

It took me around five minutes to figure out what Gavin was trying to say.

Here's what I think he meant.

"But not in a gay way" is a phrase that I first penned, so why are other members using it in their posts? Please think of a phrase of your own.

This coincides with the league tables for primary schools which show that a poor percentage of children at age 11 actually reach the Government's target standards for English. Posts such as the ones generated by Gavin (and many others) confirm that this is the case amongst older children too.

I have seen the future of this country......and i'm worried!

Do you think wonderbra is a typical example of youth today?

T-shock... Yeah, I am too. If they would just shut off the Nintendo for a few...

By the way, I been on the lookout for a program that will decoded Gav's rantings.... Seems to be something like a code/compression algorithm? Those sentences seem to suggest that Gav is doing to sentences, win zip and winrar do to files... Har HAr haR

Oh, hey!!! I have found an app to check spelling inside of these "boxes" (that we type into, here to post message for example) Here. But please test try at your own risk, Andy nor I shall be held accountable. It looks to be free for personal use, as it seems it pops up to have you read things every few times, but is as cheap as $15 us dollars... I've only just installed it, if you would rather wait, I could tell you more in a few days..

Sting

Sound good if it will work. Keep us informed.

Bloody hell i'm not that bad i've been under a lot of pressure at the moment.

Gavin

I really work for MI6 as a professional sniper so watch your backs .

Edited December 5, 200322 yr by Wonder Boy

i've been under a lot of pressure at the moment.

That's a work of grammatical genius! There's not many people with the guts to attempt a fundamental tense shift in the middle of a sentence!

I salute you...

Edited December 5, 200322 yr by neonsurge

I'm convinced he's a 50 year old English teacher who is only on here trying to wind us up with comedy grammar, if so, it's having the desired effect!

Wonder bread, is your keyboard hooked up to an old Enigma Machine?

Few werk 4 da govournmint, Shirley sin Koad snot wid weppuns!

DONT WORRY YOUR FIRST ON MY LIST I'M MAKING A LIST OF THE NICE PEOPLE HOW ARE KIND TO ME AND WHO ARE BAD TO ME GOD HELP YOU WHEN I'M OLDER .

GAVIN

NEONSURGE YOUR IN THE GOOD BOOKS

Edited December 5, 200322 yr by Wonder Boy

GOD HELP YOU WHEN I'M OLDER     .

Gav, when you're older you'll be emailing me begging me to delete these posts!!

Andy some how I dont see you working in Edinburge I, see you in the south of Spain drinking cocktails (wouldn't it be nice) in a couple of years to come, lauging you ass off at us young one working our butts off.

Gavin

Edited December 5, 200322 yr by Wonder Boy

Andy some how I dont see you working in Edinburge I, see you in the south of Spain drinking cocktails (wouldn't it be nice) in a couple of years to come, lauging you ass off at us young one working our butts off.

I bloody wish!

NEONSURGE YOUR IN THE GOOD BOOKS

God help me.