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English Ale

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Ex friend just gave me some of these Boddingtons Pub Ale, in the cans!

Bloody things explode when you open them, thought I peed myself when the foamy goo ran down the crotch!

Then goes flat and tasts like horse urine!

Same thing happened on all four pints I have tried so far!!!!!!!

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Same thing happened on all four pints I have tried so far!!!!!!!

Keep trying. You'll get to a point where you don't care.

Ex friend just gave me some of these Boddingtons Pub Ale, in the cans!

Bloody things explode when you open them, thought I peed myself when the foamy goo ran down the crotch!

Then goes flat and tasts like horse urine!

Same thing happened on all four pints I have tried so far!!!!!!!

Did you ever think that it might actually be horse urine?

:wall:

Sadly I must admit that I once endured a very unpleasant experience involving the "Pride of Strangeways". It involved an awful lot of them and it hurt the following morning.

Bloody things explode when you open them, thought I peed myself when the foamy goo ran down the crotch!

You're not suppose to shake it like a paint can to hear the ball rattle.

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You see, thats what I'm talking about Dabs!

They actually have a little "BOMB" in them that explodes when you open them, and it rattles around !

Did you wet yourself too?

Now Thats FUNNY! I don't care who you are, That's Funny! :wall:

Then goes flat and tasts like horse urine!

How much horse urine have you tasted before?

:thumbup:

its brewed in lancashire and now owned by whitbreads which is a bad enough start for anyone :thumbup:

just a shame we couldn't get it further away than texas.....it really is p*** :(

its brewed in lancashire and now owned by whitbreads which is a bad enough start for anyone :thumbup:

just a shame we couldn't get it further away than texas.....it really is p*** :(

yep i have to agree there it's for girl's cope.

cant really class it as an ale either.

Sadly I must admit that I once endured a very unpleasant experience involving the "Pride of Strangeways". It involved an awful lot of them and it hurt the following morning.

I may have taken that the wrong way? Or was it you that took it the wrong way? :)

Mind you I wasn't sure how serious the first question was either - I've had a hard week :thumbup:

Boddingtons aint too bad at all, nice and cold, and get the bugger in a glass before the widget kills it for you :(

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Sadly I must admit that I once endured a very unpleasant experience involving the "Pride of Strangeways". It involved an awful lot of them and it hurt the following morning.

I may have taken that the wrong way? Or was it you that took it the wrong way? :thumbup:

I wondered about that one too, I bet it's dark, strong & has a large head, bottoms up eh?

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Try IP Ale from the Tsu Sina Indian Reservation in Canada.

I - Indian

P - p***

Ale

I am not kidding, that's what it stands for. Truly the worst stuff on the planet.

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