toofasttim Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 Tim decided to marry his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf shoes. His new wife was standing there watching him. After a long period of silence she finally spoke. “Tim Darling now that we are married I think it's time you gave up golf. Perhaps you should consider selling your clubs." Tim looked horrified. She said, “Darling, what's wrong?" "There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.” Tim replied. “Ex wife!” she gasped, “You didn't tell me you'd been married before!" “I haven't!” He replied. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham2 Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 That's Billy Bear meat, the U.S. sniffer dogs go straight for that at the airport !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham2 Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 Ooh, all you excited Jockenese people will be stocking up for Burns Night Eve tomorrow, all ready to let your hair down and party. You always seem to take the opportunity to show the world that you take pride in being different to the rest of the U.K. The official photographer for the Scottish National Party has released some photos of last years parade:- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 Ham (left) and his latest flame spotted oot on the toon like... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baldilocks Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 Jockanese !! We need to get you lot on the stage at the comedy cafe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b40rt Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 Ooh, all you excited Jockenese people will be stocking up for Burns Night Eve tomorrow, all ready to let your hair down and party. You always seem to take the opportunity to show the world that you take pride in being different to the rest of the U.K. The official photographer for the Scottish National Party has released some photos of last years parade:- What exactly we're you looking for to find this picture ?????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham2 Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 I googled searched 'Funny Scottish Pictures' I willl admit that I did photo-shop the original pic...I added the flag and foliage in the background I suppose it's my own fault for posting the old 'Sherco and me in the bath' photo because it just lead people on; but Ross, Andy, these personal messages you bombard me with have to stop...Andy, I just don't care about your new pants:- 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham2 Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 Ham (left) and his latest flame spotted oot on the toon like... It's funnier than you think...that's Keith Roberts on the left, after he lost five stone ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copemech Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Haslet? Ham? Pork? All the same to me, it's some kind of pig meatloaf innit? Can we get Wayne on the show An Idiot Abroad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham2 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Can we get Wayne on the show An Idiot Abroad? Even celebrities like Karl Pilkington are feeling the effects of the snowy weather:- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 I'm gannin' tee Newcastle tomorrow. Task 1 is to write rude things about ham all over the bog walls in Central Station Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b40rt Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 I'm gannin' tee Newcastle tomorrow. Task 1 is to write rude things about ham all over the bog walls in Central Station Wayne will be in the Metro centre trying to chorie a cappa trackie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copemech Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 Even celebrities like Karl Pilkington are feeling the effects of the snowy weather:- We need a narrow headed lad as well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copemech Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 Here you go(beware language) TFT! http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=qHDdqubE7zQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham2 Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 I'm gannin' tee Newcastle tomorrow. Task 1 is to write rude things about ham all over the bog walls in Central Station A business trip to the toilets of Newcastle? Trade must be bad up North? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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