January 11, 201313 yr I was at the bar the other night and heard three girls with an overabundance of flesh, talking at the bar. Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?" One of them screeched, "It's WALES, you bloody idiot!" So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?" And...that's the last thing I remember....
January 17, 201313 yr I was a bit concerned about the latest health scare concerning beefburgers contaminated with horse meat so I went to check the sell by dates in the fridge; AND THEY'RE OFF!
January 17, 201313 yr I remember when Kenny was first born. Then we celebrated when he hit 1,000 and now he is about to turn 1,600 how time has flown.
January 18, 201313 yr A little something for the Englanders... Addendum : Specifically for the Southern Softies of England
January 18, 201313 yr Being an Ex-Pat Scot living in Southampton (Down here on misionary work!!) I would agree with the last posts!! 10 mile drive to work took 1 hour 45 minutes this morning, most of which was spent in a que of traffic watching all the muppets slide back and forth blocking the road for the rest of us!! Was funny watching two Polis pushing thier BMW plod car up a slight incline though!
January 18, 201313 yr Being an Ex-Pat Scot living in Southampton (Down here on misionary work!!) I would agree with the last posts!! 10 mile drive to work took 1 hour 45 minutes this morning, most of which was spent in a que of traffic watching all the muppets slide back and forth blocking the road for the rest of us!! Was funny watching two Polis pushing thier BMW plod car up a slight incline though! Hello Pat Scott, I can supply cheap pens + calculators, silver foil and clockwork mice to assist you in your missionary work. Call for a quote. Edited January 18, 201313 yr by b40rt
January 18, 201313 yr Being an Ex-Pat Scot living in Southampton (Down here on misionary work!!) Do you never try another position?
January 18, 201313 yr The Scottish Monarch, Queen Alex Salmond has asked the Scotch nation to donate a small aid parcel of their household essentials to the people of England and Wales. The aid consignment was stopped at the Scotchish border and a spokesman for Northumbria police has thanked the people of Scotland for all the shortbread but conceded that they wouldn't be re-distributing the 40 bottles of buckfast, 30Kg of heroin or the 50 and a half bottles of ginger pube shampoo !
January 19, 201313 yr Ginger pube shampoo !! I had a good laugh at that myself. Just before I hit the "BAN" button
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