ham2 Posted February 1, 2013 Report Share Posted February 1, 2013 Copey, I'm concerned about your personal photo collection, is that pic from the shrine you keep in your spare bedroom. Oh and by the way, that counts as beastiality which is a no-no in our country. Typical queers'n'steers and all that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copemech Posted February 2, 2013 Report Share Posted February 2, 2013 Copey, I'm concerned about your personal photo collection, is that pic from the shrine you keep in your spare bedroom. Oh and by the way, that counts as beastiality which is a no-no in our country. Typical queers'n'steers and all that? Bitches from Hell! How did Monica save that sweater? Can't blame him! Eh up Hillary, hows about a little ankey-pankey! And a below-job! :wall: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapshot 3 Posted February 4, 2013 Report Share Posted February 4, 2013 Bitches from Hell! How did Monica save that sweater? Can't blame him! Eh up Hillary, hows about a little ankey-pankey! And a below-job! :wall: Mr Cope used to do rather a nice line in "ladies Galleries"........haven't seen any for a while mind.. :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapshot 3 Posted February 4, 2013 Report Share Posted February 4, 2013 Great news from the Work and Pensions folk about the future of Pension Schemes.... Fantastic News from Social Security concerning Pensions and Benefits نور اگر رفت سايه پيدا نيست نقش ديوار و چشم خيره ما نقش سايه دگر نمي دان نور اگر رفت سايه. ر رفت نور اگر رفت سايه پيدا نيست نقش ديوار و چشم خيره ما نقش سايه دگر نمي دان نور اگر رفت سايه. ر رفت ديوار و چشم خيره ما نقش سايه دگر نمي دان نور اگر رفت سايه پيدانيست نقش ديوار و چشم خيره ماسايه ديوار و چشم خيره ما نقش سايه دگر نمي دان نور اگر رفت سايه پيدانيست نقش ديوار و چشم خيره ماپيدا نيست نقش If I hear anything else, I'll let you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapshot 3 Posted February 4, 2013 Report Share Posted February 4, 2013 (edited) Teaching Maths in Britain, Past, Present and Future(?) 1. Teaching Maths In 1970 A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100.. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. Your assignment: What is his profit? 2. Teaching Maths In 1980 A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100. His cost of production is 80% of the price. Your assignment: What is his profit? 3. Teaching Maths In 1990 A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100. His cost of production is £80. Your assignment: How much was his profit? 4. Teaching Maths In 2000 A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100. His cost of production is £80 and his profit is £20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20. 5. Teaching Maths In 2005 A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habit of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. Your assignment: Discuss how the birds and squirrels might feel as the logger cut down their homes just for a measly profit of £20. 6. Teaching Maths In 2009 A logger is arrested for trying to cut down a tree in case it may be offensive to religious groups not consulted in the felling licence. He is also fined a £100 as his chainsaw is in breach of Health and Safety legislation as it deemed too dangerous and could cut something. He has used the chainsaw for over 20 years without incident however he does not have the correct certificate of competence and is therefore considered to be a recidivist and habitual criminal. His DNA is sampled and his details circulated throughout all government agencies. He protests and is taken to court and fined another £100 because he is such an easy target. When he is released he returns to find Gypsies have cut down half his wood to build a camp on his land. He tries to throw them off but is arrested, prosecuted for harassing an ethnic minority, imprisoned and fined a further £100. While he is in jail again the Gypsies cut down the rest of his wood and sell it on the black market for £100 cash. They also have a BBQ of squirrel and pheasant and leave behind several tonnes of rubbish and asbestos sheeting. The forester on release is warned that failure to clear the fly tipped rubbish immediately at his own cost is an offence. He complains and is arrested for environmental pollution, breach of the peace and invoiced £12,000 plus VAT for safe disposal costs by a regulated government contractor. Your assignment: How many times is the logger going to have to be arrested and fined before he realises that he is never going to make £20 profit by hard work, give up, sign onto the dole and live off the state for the rest of his life? 7. Teaching Maths In 2010 A logger doesn’t sell a lorry load of timber because he can’t get a loan to buy a new lorry because his bank has spent all his and their money on a derivative of securitised debt related to sub- prime mortgages in Alabama and lost the lot with only some government money left to pay a few million pound bonuses to their senior directors and the traders who made the biggest losses. The logger struggles to pay the £1,200 road tax on his old lorry - however, as it was built in the 1970s it no longer meets the emissions regulations and he is forced to scrap it. Some Bulgarian loggers buy the lorry from the scrap merchant and put it back on the road. They undercut everyone on price for haulage and send their cash back home, while claiming unemployment for themselves and their relatives. If questioned they speak no English and it is easier to deport them at the governments expense. Following their holiday back home they return to the UK with different names and fresh girls and start again. The logger protests, is accused of being a bigoted racist and as his name is on the side of his old lorry he is forced to pay £1,500 registration fees as a gang master. The Government borrows more money to pay more to the bankers as bonuses are not cheap. The parliamentarians feel they are missing out and claim the difference on expenses and allowances. You do the maths. 8. Teaching Maths 2017 أ المسجل تبيع حموله شاحنة من الخشب من اجل 100 دولار. صاحب تكلفة > الانتاج 80 من لثمن. ما هو الربح له؟= 20 Edited February 4, 2013 by slapshot 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copemech Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 Mr Cope used to do rather a nice line in "ladies Galleries"........haven't seen any for a while mind.. :rolleyes: Not quite sure about Donald here, think he is saying I am a bit over the edge? Should have said: "Eh up Hillary, hows about a little ankey-pankey! And a job! Can you get me a job?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copemech Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 You are also a racist against Bukganineese and Arabfeckinshts, an I have been personally offended so I may sue you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapshot 3 Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 Not quite sure about Donald here, think he is saying I am a bit over the edge? Should have said: "Eh up Hillary, hows about a little ankey-pankey! And a job! Can you get me a job?" You know what I'm talking about Mr Cope........the emails have dried up!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham2 Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 Teaching Maths in Britain, Past, Present and Future(?) 1. Teaching Maths In 1970 A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100.. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. Your assignment: What is his profit? 2. Teaching Maths In 1980 A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100. His cost of production is 80% of the price. Your assignment: What is his profit? 3. Teaching Maths In 1990 A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100. His cost of production is £80. Your assignment: How much was his profit? 4. Teaching Maths In 2000 A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100. His cost of production is £80 and his profit is £20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20. 5. Teaching Maths In 2005 A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habit of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. Your assignment: Discuss how the birds and squirrels might feel as the logger cut down their homes just for a measly profit of £20. 6. Teaching Maths In 2009 A logger is arrested for trying to cut down a tree in case it may be offensive to religious groups not consulted in the felling licence. He is also fined a £100 as his chainsaw is in breach of Health and Safety legislation as it deemed too dangerous and could cut something. He has used the chainsaw for over 20 years without incident however he does not have the correct certificate of competence and is therefore considered to be a recidivist and habitual criminal. His DNA is sampled and his details circulated throughout all government agencies. He protests and is taken to court and fined another £100 because he is such an easy target. When he is released he returns to find Gypsies have cut down half his wood to build a camp on his land. He tries to throw them off but is arrested, prosecuted for harassing an ethnic minority, imprisoned and fined a further £100. While he is in jail again the Gypsies cut down the rest of his wood and sell it on the black market for £100 cash. They also have a BBQ of squirrel and pheasant and leave behind several tonnes of rubbish and asbestos sheeting. The forester on release is warned that failure to clear the fly tipped rubbish immediately at his own cost is an offence. He complains and is arrested for environmental pollution, breach of the peace and invoiced £12,000 plus VAT for safe disposal costs by a regulated government contractor. Your assignment: How many times is the logger going to have to be arrested and fined before he realises that he is never going to make £20 profit by hard work, give up, sign onto the dole and live off the state for the rest of his life? 7. Teaching Maths In 2010 A logger doesn’t sell a lorry load of timber because he can’t get a loan to buy a new lorry because his bank has spent all his and their money on a derivative of securitised debt related to sub- prime mortgages in Alabama and lost the lot with only some government money left to pay a few million pound bonuses to their senior directors and the traders who made the biggest losses. The logger struggles to pay the £1,200 road tax on his old lorry - however, as it was built in the 1970s it no longer meets the emissions regulations and he is forced to scrap it. Some Bulgarian loggers buy the lorry from the scrap merchant and put it back on the road. They undercut everyone on price for haulage and send their cash back home, while claiming unemployment for themselves and their relatives. If questioned they speak no English and it is easier to deport them at the governments expense. Following their holiday back home they return to the UK with different names and fresh girls and start again. The logger protests, is accused of being a bigoted racist and as his name is on the side of his old lorry he is forced to pay £1,500 registration fees as a gang master. The Government borrows more money to pay more to the bankers as bonuses are not cheap. The parliamentarians feel they are missing out and claim the difference on expenses and allowances. You do the maths. 8. Teaching Maths 2017 أ المسجل تبيع حموله شاحنة من الخشب من اجل 100 دولار. صاحب تكلفة > الانتاج 80 من لثمن. ما هو الربح له؟= 20 Congratulations Donald, I think you have discovered, what they call in the quantum physics world, the anti-joke, a very elusive particle indeed. Your anti-joke looks the same as an opposing ,positive joke yet when the two come together it manages to annihilate the actual joke thus emitting a residual, depressing, negative wave when the observer collapses from the reality of the creation of the joke. Cue Geordie taaak:- That would be funny if it wasn't true...like...pet ! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapshot 3 Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 Congratulations Donald, I think you have discovered, what they call in the quantum physics world, the anti-joke, a very elusive particle indeed. Your anti-joke looks the same as an opposing ,positive joke yet when the two come together it manages to annihilate the actual joke thus emitting a residual, depressing, negative wave when the observer collapses from the reality of the creation of the joke. Cue Geordie taaak:- That would be funny if it wasn't true...like...pet ! I'll take that as a compliment Wayne 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham2 Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 On that subject (which I created) I went to a meeting last night and learned that my eldest is going to CERN, I'm a bit envious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axulsuv Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 What is CERN ???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toofasttim Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 On that subject (which I created) I went to a meeting last night and learned that my eldest is going to CERN, I'm a bit envious Tell more? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippy Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 This the CERN you speak of? http://public.web.cern.ch/public/ The Large Hadron Collider people. And the destination for Sheldon Cooper's dream vacation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham2 Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 What is CERN ???? See below Tell more? Err.. I just need to clarify it's a physics, school field trip not an offer of employment, sorry if y'all thought I was boasting. I'm still jealous though. This the CERN you speak of? http://public.web.cern.ch/public/ The Large Hadron Collider people. And the destination for Sheldon Cooper's dream vacation. Yes, that's the people and that bloke's her pin-up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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