January 23, 201313 yr Tim decided to marry his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf shoes. His new wife was standing there watching him. After a long period of silence she finally spoke. “Tim Darling now that we are married I think it's time you gave up golf. Perhaps you should consider selling your clubs." Tim looked horrified. She said, “Darling, what's wrong?" "There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.” Tim replied. “Ex wife!” she gasped, “You didn't tell me you'd been married before!" “I haven't!” He replied.
January 23, 201313 yr That's Billy Bear meat, the U.S. sniffer dogs go straight for that at the airport !!
January 23, 201313 yr Ooh, all you excited Jockenese people will be stocking up for Burns Night Eve tomorrow, all ready to let your hair down and party. You always seem to take the opportunity to show the world that you take pride in being different to the rest of the U.K. The official photographer for the Scottish National Party has released some photos of last years parade:-
January 23, 201313 yr Ooh, all you excited Jockenese people will be stocking up for Burns Night Eve tomorrow, all ready to let your hair down and party. You always seem to take the opportunity to show the world that you take pride in being different to the rest of the U.K. The official photographer for the Scottish National Party has released some photos of last years parade:- What exactly we're you looking for to find this picture ??????
January 23, 201313 yr I googled searched 'Funny Scottish Pictures' I willl admit that I did photo-shop the original pic...I added the flag and foliage in the background I suppose it's my own fault for posting the old 'Sherco and me in the bath' photo because it just lead people on; but Ross, Andy, these personal messages you bombard me with have to stop...Andy, I just don't care about your new pants:-
January 23, 201313 yr Ham (left) and his latest flame spotted oot on the toon like... It's funnier than you think...that's Keith Roberts on the left, after he lost five stone !
January 24, 201313 yr Haslet? Ham? Pork? All the same to me, it's some kind of pig meatloaf innit? Can we get Wayne on the show An Idiot Abroad?
January 24, 201313 yr Can we get Wayne on the show An Idiot Abroad? Even celebrities like Karl Pilkington are feeling the effects of the snowy weather:-
January 24, 201313 yr I'm gannin' tee Newcastle tomorrow. Task 1 is to write rude things about ham all over the bog walls in Central Station
January 24, 201313 yr I'm gannin' tee Newcastle tomorrow. Task 1 is to write rude things about ham all over the bog walls in Central Station Wayne will be in the Metro centre trying to chorie a cappa trackie.
January 25, 201313 yr Even celebrities like Karl Pilkington are feeling the effects of the snowy weather:- We need a narrow headed lad as well!
January 25, 201313 yr Here you go(beware language) TFT! http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=qHDdqubE7zQ
January 25, 201313 yr I'm gannin' tee Newcastle tomorrow. Task 1 is to write rude things about ham all over the bog walls in Central Station A business trip to the toilets of Newcastle? Trade must be bad up North?
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