No hero then?

Nah, not at all.

Billy don't be a hero, don't be a fool with your life (dah dah dah dah dah dah dah!)

Billy don't be a hero come back and make me your wife.

He may not buy the drinks, but he is the KARAOKE KING!

Not a policeman are you John?

Big John

You would like bill to make you his wife.

We really do have all sorts of folks on here.

Are you by any chance AKA Danny La Rue

AKA (Lane)

I haven't got a clue who M4RT is but I did notice his name changing at the bottom of his later post on this topic here.

Well done Boo, me thinks hes been court out.........

Now that Trials Action has no forum for Lane where else can he post?

Lane is busy holding court on a different forum.

You can find him reminiscing about the old days and dispending infinitely invaluable wisdom at the Trials Comp Forum as Mich_Lin,

(dah dah dah dah dah dah dah!)

Just sounds too much like "The Archers" tune to me.......

Ian.

Great topic so far, looks like fun. No idea yet so will have to tick someone else. Surely there is a way to track down the computer he uses. Andy, got anything up your sleeve?

Pete.

Andy knows who it is Pete but he won't reveal

I know who it is

... and he isn't winning the poll

Please say who, it been bugging me for ages

Yeah its been running a long time now, lets have the answer.

Would the REAL M4RT please take a step forward. . .

OK then, WHO IS IT ????

The marching band came down along main street,

The soldier blues fell in behind

...

This was your clue. If you're not old enough to recognise it Google it (or if you're old enough but too senile ).

The following posts will probably make more sense then