April 25, 201313 yr Mr & Mrs Simpson heard the pitter patted of tiny alpenstars, happy birthday Wayne.
April 25, 201313 yr Cheers Ross, I'm more of a Gaerne type of guy....if you were thinking of gift ideas that is
April 25, 201313 yr Author Signed in blood ? But who's blood ? Lance makes an appearance at 4.12 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb7J0p3BpSY Edited April 25, 201313 yr by b40rt
April 25, 201313 yr From one of his blood tests? I'll put it on e-bay, he's still got plenty of fans who'll bid on owt
April 26, 201313 yr Hayy B-day! You are a spring chicken still, enjoy! Now go ride something will you!
April 26, 201313 yr Too late. The signed Lance Armstrong poster is already on it's way Have a good one Hammy too!
April 27, 201313 yr Not to ruin a good birthday wish, cause every one is a good one, But George Jones died today, and I know just how much Wayne appreciates good Kuntry music. So this is the finest rendition I could find to honor George, only a couple years old, and very well done. This song is held as one of the greatest of all time in the world of Kuntry. Wayne will love it!
April 27, 201313 yr Ahh, God help me...I think it's the lyrics that really do me in: THE BEST OF THE WORST COUNTRY-WESTERN SONG LYRICS 1. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure. 2. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 3. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling. 4. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal. 5. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You. 6. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well. 7. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win. 8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here 9. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin' Over You 10. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now. 11. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head). 12. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You. 13. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him. 14. Please Bypass This Heart. 15. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly. 16. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
April 27, 201313 yr Ahh, God help me...I think it's the lyrics that really do me in: THE BEST OF THE WORST COUNTRY-WESTERN SONG LYRICS 1. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure. 2. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 3. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling. 4. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal. 5. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You. 6. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well. 7. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win. 8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here 9. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin' Over You 10. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now. 11. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head). 12. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You. 13. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him. 14. Please Bypass This Heart. 15. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly. 16. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me. oh god that is good!
April 27, 201313 yr Author 11. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head). Wife and daughter thought this was funny !!!
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