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Scorpa, Is your a#se as soft as you hands. And Do bubble bath clean toilets. Hillary you not trying.

He could have fell further up the bank barry. I was Sh#t in the wet tonight i hope the are some rocks or i will get a ar#e WHOOOOOOPPPPPPPING. Was Heath making you sit on the bike and not in the car. 7 of use used to go out every Sat in to Town and we would play Spoof to see who get the boot.All ways me i allways lost.

I am due a good ride soon, law of averagers says so. One good in 8 years, its coming Justin, You gona be whoopped.

You have to be a Blo#dy good driver to park it there and no kicker. Or The Farrari drove back from the shops with the pick up on top and she did not notice anything different.

Barry, do you think your photographer could do some shots of HRC2002, the last chap made a shocking job. Keep it to yourself though he might not post again. Perhaps you photographer is not that good though?

You girls Blouse come on over, are you becoming a Hermit.( Laugh i asked lisa how to spell herbut, what a Kn#

Hi HRC2002, By your photo i see you are a singer do you know stu he plays Tri Angel and wash board are you in the same band. Try not to reply to Barrybaines or you will fall off your bike and hurt yourself soon. Do not tell him i said that because he will get all pis#ey. Andy is starting to slack a bit you know, once it took an till Tuesday to post some results but keep this under your hat or i will get lots and lots of hate mail. But apart from that it is the same. PS Do not post to Betarev3 because you can't get away from him and he PMs you all the time again keep this under you hat. You will know when you have been excepted because you will have a photo on r2w site. You have to lick a lot of ar#e though, Betarev3 was on there with in a fortnight. Welcome back.

Stu get well soon and that Tri angal can be a right one to master one handed but we know you can do it. Barry have you pis#ed off any gods of late we seem to be dropping like flies, now did you touch me in wales? Only that kiss hello and the group cuddle or huddle, never new 2 made a group. Scorpa can you put cotton wool around and over that stump for betarev3 and me. Barry all the young Nurses were terrified to bed bath you for one put that pic of you in riding trousers in the staff room with a caution sign under it, This could harm. Get well soon you all.

If there are big names coming i'm doing the club man or mind for Just

But why.

Betarev3 the weekend is going to be the same as every other trial we do, we never do in a trial what we practice. Instead my wheels will be on the ground i will be on full lock instead of an endo even though i now i can not get round. I will ride over every root instead of jumping them and will take it all to seriously instead of having a laugh because when there is marker or buntting i ride like a kno#. Or will.

scorpa3, What time is kick off. Can you set it out so lots left handers, Betarev3 struggles that way and thats my best i do need to beat him soon. Cheers.

Macc is this about right, Cable ties - Bailing twine Buy a round - Just off to the gents lads. Latest trial gear - Dog trianning boiler suit with holes or Wulf Bog paper - TMX (sorry) Eiger to the wife, Eiger : Darling i am off out get your coat, Wife : Eiger darling am i coming with you, Eiger : No love i'm turning the fire off, Or Wife - Hand. Sounds just like Dad Macc. He never has a dab he's to tight.

Eiger, Dad who we ride with had a pinky up an till about 4 years ago and that thing would go anywhere. He pi#sed around with it for years to make it more snappy mod this mod that but up those streams it was ace. He said he rode it well because of the lack of power so he never got left behind, we all had new and powerful bikes and he still got up more steps than us.

Hi Macc, Like if he drops a 2p it hits him on the back of the haed.

Cheers all great day and a good mix of sections. Andy if i had know that was you on section 4 i would have done at bit of ar#e licking to see if you would have changed that 5 you gave, a bit harsh i think. Do you expect us southern tarts to go the rightside of every marker. I could of stayed in that field for a while as well with all those rocks. Eiger nice to see you as well, do you cable tie your feet on the old pinky because i saw your chin touch your leavers a few times and you still didn,t put ya foot down. Cheers all (the blind one)

After all these years i have put mine back on. I rode in Wales up some rocky streams when i started back and i was all over the shop but with it back on it was too slow. Then someone said take the spacer out of the reads and leave the weight on and for me it great. Is there not 1/2 a flywheel now that would be great.

It's true i was witness to the Lord Performing miracles. He did smell a little of pee though.

Thats the year Dougie was in a league of his own. He would drop 12 the 2nd place person would be on 36. The bike can do far more than we can and i would say that the changes made with the later bikes will not help if you have only just started in trials. Go on and enter an event you will have fun. One of the lads we ride with rode a 97 Beta for a year (2 years ago) and he is now a very good rider so it wont hold you back.

Very nice new leaver as well but the grips have not arrived yet???

I have a 270 because i have a fuller figuar, But it is still a rocket and i am like a flag sometimes flapping behind it. Everythime i say 250 250 250 250 on the way down and when Kempy say and what cc i say 270 please. Go for a 250. Was it Mr Lampkin or Mr Shirt who rode a 200cc for most the events one year. Smoother power delivery, it will rip your arms out.

ATF is fine but just change it regularly.

Years ago i am sure we used a Gasgas front mudgaurd on the Betas because they were not so brittle and 1/2 the price.

Mr Perce, Is there an average speed from a early year (twin shock) to a more recent times, would it be 50% faster? Or i work it out but i have no facts and i am thick (Bear)

Who is going in the chair then, your photographer?