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found pics hope they help !!!!!

shocker i too have some pics of a wassell bantam!! i just need a day to find them ? there on a back up disc some where my old man runs vintage club trials in our area and one of the guys in the vintage club has got a wassell bantam and its a beaut

here's a few with all credit going to peter kay Peter Kay One Liners 1) I saw a fat woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said 'Thyroid problem?' 2) When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. 3) I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. 4) I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder. 5) I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. 6) A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Bypass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals. 7) Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From there on it was sticks and stones all the way. 8) My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade. 9) Sex is like playing bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand. 10) I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Aren't you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.' 11) If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat? 12) I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers. 13) You know that look women get when they want sex? No, me neither. 14) Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living. 15) I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. 16) Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before PETER KAY'S UNIVERSAL TRUTHS 1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones. 2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying. 3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger. 4) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly. 5) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden. 6) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl. 7) You never know where to look when eating a banana. 8) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses. 9) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity. 10) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush. 11) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee. 12) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited. 13) Old ladies can eat more than you think. 14) You can't respect a man who carries a dog. 15) Despite constant warnings when you're a kid, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan. 16) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with. 17) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. SOME GREAT QUESTIONS BROUGHT TO YOU BY PETER KAY 1) Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed? 2) If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? 3) Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? 4) Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your bottom? 5) Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic'? 6) Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? 7) Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? 8) Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date? 9) Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat? 10) Is French kissing in France just called kissing? 11) Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'? 12) What do people in China call their good quality plates? 13) Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? 14) What do you call male ballerinas? 15) Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'? 16) If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? 17) If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? 18) Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

:) very funny but far to close to the truth

likewise Donald it was a pleasure to meet you also its always nice to put a face to a name hope you had a good journey back to sunny Scotland

just a few pictures i took yesterday first lot from orgate and second lot from whaw bridge hope you enjoy them orgate whaw

i am not sure if this has been posted before sorry if it has free and another part2

me also does any body know what's going on?

heres some pictures i took today at the Richmond Trial at Crackpot, i think i got every rider at section 5 and if i have not all i can say is sorry please enjoy section 5

compacted colon need i say more

A man takes the day off work and Decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he Notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is About to shoot when he Hears, Ribbit 9 Iron.' The man looks around and doesn't See anyone. Again, he hears, 'Ribbit 9 Iron.' He looks at the frog and decides to Prove the frog wrong, puts the Club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, 'Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh? The frog replies, 'Ribbit Lucky frog.' The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. 'What do you think frog?' The man asks. 'Ribbit 3 wood.' The guy takes out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know What to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the Best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, 'OK where to next?' The frog replies, 'Ribbit Las Vegas ' They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, 'OK frog, now What?' The frog says, 'Ribbit Roulette.' Upon approaching the roulette table, The man asks, 'What do you think I should Bet?' The frog replies, 'Ribbit $3000, black 6.' Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game the man Figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the Hotel. He sits the frog down and Says, 'Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful.' The frog replies, 'Ribbit KissMe.' He figures why not, Since after all the frog did for Him, He deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl. 'And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room. So help me God Or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton.'

rearange this!!!A touch dont pole with barge

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i have to agree with you !!! it seems a pity that no one came forward with the official results? and not just the experts, but all the riders, and all classes? i just hope its a one off glitch not to be repeated the next time they run the experts trial(if there is a next time?)

heres the rest of the pics from section 4 on sunday hope you enjoy part two

heres a few from the Reeth three day trial these are from section four on the Sunday hope you like i will post more Monday night part one

cheers perce i will send the old man up tomorrow and he can get me a program have a good three days to all riders and officials and hope the weather stays nice

hi guys can anybody help? i am wanting to have a drive up to the three day on Sunday can anybody tell me where the best spectator sections are? i know the third day is around Gunnerside/low row area but not to sure where the sections are? do they use sections around Crackpot? can anyone help many thanks

sorry about the quality of the pictures!!! but could not get my head into gear tonight try and enjoy Visit My Website

getting the vat stopped for a while is the only answer !! the government have just had an annual budget and when they had that budget the price of fuel was no where near the price today, so that darling? mr darling(or should we say mr brown) have had a massive wind fall in extra revenue from the massive hike in fuel prices its about time this so called LABOUR government did some thing for the average joe in the streets !!!! but i wont hold my breath

Priceless!!! A barrister arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last minute plea for clemency to the judge had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, 'What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it'. On and on and on. Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a shot of whisky and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs. While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight. Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs and give him the good news. As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet. 'They're not hanging Wright tonight,' she said. To which he whirled around and screamed, 'FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?'

fantastic job big foot!!!! your ipod must be a joy to listen to? or is it the top ten in Korea this week?? only joking thanks for vid its the only chance some of us get to see the Scottish

fantastic news for Scarborough and district motor club with the IRC sponsorship it must be hard work getting such sponsorship in place for the club so well done!! but reading all of the article would they not be in a good position to put a world round on in the future? i know its an awful lot of work but they do have the structure in place to run an event of this size? "permanent road network and permanent hard standing Parc Ferme ect." and 600+ members its only a thought so don't all shout at once but again well done to the guys(and girls) who got IRC on board

does any body know when it will be available? and where from? how much ect ect ect?