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wetfeet

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  1. count me in!!! last years was first class have really been looking forward to this years
  2. why is it buggerd already
  3. wetfeet replied to jordi's topic in SSDT Chat
    i am with you andy much perfer the pop-up lightbox so much easier to see the pictures, which are by the way very good keep up the good work
  4. Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Candidate A. Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with an astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B. He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C. He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, only drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first ... no peeking, then scroll down for the response. V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt. Candidate B is Winston Churchill. Candidate C is Adolph Hitler. And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.
  5. just try this number?
  6. wetfeet replied to mrpbody44's topic in Saracen
    is this the one ? i never took this picture so if i have trod on some ones toes i am very sorry just trying to help saracen
  7. now that's what a proper cub looks like
  8. there are some pics on this forum just look underneath this thread @ Richmond trial pics hope this helps
  9. what was it some one famous said about wearing gloves? "its like washing your feet with your socks on" cant remember who said it but it was said some time in the 70s
  10. wetfeet posted a topic in Anything goes
    just a quick one for all of our friends in the north or any where else in the world you may be HAPPY BURNS NIGHT
  11. I took a few pictures today at the Richmond club trial at telfit farm there all from section 14 hope you like pics just a quick note if you watch it in slide show and when you see yourself or some one you know you can get a bigger picture by stopping the slide show and and clicking on get links and you will see a bigger picture hope this helps
  12. the old man will be there, but not me,hope its a success?
  13. i have just google mapped "Lazenby" and it tells me there's a couple ? which one is it? is it the one near Redcar or the one at Danby Wiske cheers
  14. #1 the whole Olympic squad #2 calzaghe #3 lampkin(Arthur,Alan,Martin,John or Dougie ect.. take your pick)
  15. one word jealous !!!!!!!! and another two bloody nice
  16. wetfeet replied to cota kid's topic in Anything goes
    Captain Cook would have been a Boro lad. poor bugger lucky the town or village of marton was there then!!!! and it was not part of the boro or should we call it port Darlington?
  17. wetfeet posted a topic in Anything goes
    have a read of this its always the motorist who gets it in the neck A permanent 2p duty increase in fuel tax has been introduced in the pre-budget report, which despite being presented as revenue neutral, will mean that fuel prices will rise over the next year and beyond. The move to increase fuel duty by 2p has been introduced to offset the rate cut in VAT from 17.5% to 15%. However, although the VAT holiday will last 13 months, the 2p duty rise is permanent. When VAT returns to 17.5% motorists will still be paying the higher rate fuel tax of 52.35p per litre and the higher rate VAT, making tax 74% of the total cost of a litre of fuel, and instantly boosting the cost of fuel by 2p a litre. If the Chancellor had instead announced scrapping duty and VAT, a litre of petrol would cost just 25p. The changes are designed to be neutral, but calculations by PetrolPrices.com show that there will be a slight increase at the pumps of 0.4p a litre, or 20p per average 50 litre tank of unleaded when the changes come into effect on December 1st. The fact that fuel prices will increase at all is contrary to the message from the Chancellor that the changes will be revenue neutral. Motorists and businesses will effectively be bearing the brunt of the costs involved with implementing changes to help the UK as it heads into a recession. Fuel is taxed twice
  18. you dont know you were born you guys empty to full
  19. now thats what i call fast!!! but as for Dan Osman, ****ing Nutter! read dan osman rip aged 35 which is a bit of a shame to say the least
  20. wetfeet posted a topic in Anything goes
    i just thought you would like to look at this lads web site he will be the youngest person to sail single handed round the world and i think he is a fantastic role model for the younger generation sailing
  21. is that the one they used in the new bond film joking apart its not a bad effort
  22. wetfeet replied to shocker's topic in Pre-65 Bikes
    found pics hope they help !!!!!
  23. wetfeet replied to shocker's topic in Pre-65 Bikes
    shocker i too have some pics of a wassell bantam!! i just need a day to find them ? there on a back up disc some where my old man runs vintage club trials in our area and one of the guys in the vintage club has got a wassell bantam and its a beaut
  24. here's a few with all credit going to peter kay Peter Kay One Liners 1) I saw a fat woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said 'Thyroid problem?' 2) When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. 3) I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. 4) I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder. 5) I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. 6) A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Bypass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals. 7) Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From there on it was sticks and stones all the way. 8) My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade. 9) Sex is like playing bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand. 10) I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Aren't you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.' 11) If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat? 12) I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers. 13) You know that look women get when they want sex? No, me neither. 14) Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living. 15) I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. 16) Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before PETER KAY'S UNIVERSAL TRUTHS 1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones. 2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying. 3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger. 4) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly. 5) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden. 6) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl. 7) You never know where to look when eating a banana. 8) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses. 9) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity. 10) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush. 11) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee. 12) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited. 13) Old ladies can eat more than you think. 14) You can't respect a man who carries a dog. 15) Despite constant warnings when you're a kid, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan. 16) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with. 17) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. SOME GREAT QUESTIONS BROUGHT TO YOU BY PETER KAY 1) Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed? 2) If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? 3) Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? 4) Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your bottom? 5) Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic'? 6) Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? 7) Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? 8) Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date? 9) Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat? 10) Is French kissing in France just called kissing? 11) Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'? 12) What do people in China call their good quality plates? 13) Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? 14) What do you call male ballerinas? 15) Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'? 16) If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? 17) If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? 18) Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

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