Everything posted by slapshot 3
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Irish Joke
And who said the Irish were daft?! Old Sean lived alone in Northern Ireland. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Mick, who used to help him, was in an English prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: Dear Mick, I am feeling a mite down because it looks like I won't be able to plant me potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me. Love, Dad A few days later he received a letter from his son: Dear Dad, For CHRIST'S SAKE, don't dig up the garden! That's where I buried all them ****in' BODIES! Love, Mick At 4 A. M. the next morning, a dozen agents from Scotland Yard and local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden down to a depth of about six feet. That evening, not finding any bodies, they apologized to the old man and left. The next day the old man received another letter from his son: Dear Dad, It's the best I could do under the circumstances. Go ahead and plant yer spuds now. Love, Mick
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Robregordo 2007 Video
Give my right hand mate......looks incredible everything you pair have described it as and more but it won't be 2008, the way work's going i'll be lucky to make the P 65 next year..... Proper bike...this was mine before I got the beta clicky wished I'd had the foldy stuff to get it back
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Robregordo 2007 Video
- Honda Rs 250
Convince Me ...Because it looks staggeringly like a TLR 200 with a slimmer tank unit to me...- I Want This! Where Can I Get It?
Come on then where???...I'm sure there are other Gas Gas riders who might want to buy one......- The Death Of A Dear Friend - Common Sense
I'll stand up for you Ian, I think it was off a chain of emails last chrimbo, while Andy was tucked up at mummy's warming his tootsies by the fire....- The Death Of A Dear Friend - Common Sense
didn't we do this one before......- Topical Dougie Joke ?
Guess who's on commission.....- Dougie Rumours
Dougie Lampkin will inspire more people in the UK to buy the brand he rides in any year because of who he is and his record, despite the fact that Senor Bou has destroyed everyone else this season. Tony Bou may be number 1 indoors and out but with the definite exception of eddie lejeune( ), Dougie will always be #1 in our eyes till someone else takes over the mantle....Dibs, Browny, Wiggy..... Don't think it will be unfortunately, sure I read somewhere they were up to budget, mores the pity. The dreamteam of Dib's, Wiggy and Dougie would be pretty special.- Im A Celebrity ;)
Waheeyyyyy....Copemech has sussed out the quotes Wooden..... mind a look at the back either- Dougie Rumours
Why else would a factory sponsor a specific rider??? Don't they want them to encourage people to buy and ride their bikes.......- Im A Celebrity ;)
there's a queue....you're miles back- Im A Celebrity ;)
My eyes were above her neckline....well Well if she does look like Miss Piggy, I wonder if they'd bring back the Muppet Show with her in it....You'd think Kermit would really have to go for her- Scotland Vs Italy
Yeah...the news that Doug will still be riding a Mont next season.......- Im A Celebrity ;)
Nah no way.......mind you my specs do kind of mist up a bit when I look at some of these pics... ...almost PS quote noted....gratuitous second look- Wheelies
Jack, another method is to go for the "fat lads" wheelie. Put on 10 stone in weight and hang your lardy butt over the back mudguard, touch of throttle and the front will come up, balance comes from shifting the position of your backside and stomach to balance the weight.......- Im A Celebrity ;)
speechless..........- Im A Celebrity ;)
Apparently she is getting her own swimwear range.....the top on this cheeky little number must be a minimalist approach...- Im A Celebrity ;)
That'll be this one then must admit, have to agree- Im A Celebrity ;)
Nice come back Ian...- Dougie Rumours
Suspect the same team he's always had.......Martin, James and most of the rest of British trials fans (cept Eddie Lejeune... of course )- Answer To Global Warming.
It's the new Gas Gas four stroke engine.........- Im A Celebrity ;)
Not telling my sources but not Sky...I think we should have a comp, the best shots over the space of the programme- Im A Celebrity ;)
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Ways to cool off in the Jungle part 1...... - Honda Rs 250