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just my opinion guys but then again, I wrap mine in blankets to keep the rubber soft so i don't have to buy more than 1 a year......tight, I learned my trade in Yorkshire

trust me mate, It's not worth it unless you paln to build sections with them, No point putting worn tyres on a bike

The girls in here are watching that x factor rubbish but I had to post.....that outfit Kylie was nearly wearing was a bit special

I go to as many of the Scottish Classic Club scrambles as I can purely for the love of the noise of some of the old scramblers and the smell of the "R", there are still loads of CCM's around and they pop up from time to time on evil bay. Last one I saw went for over

I remember meeting a really old bloke in Ripon Rugby Club by the name of Tom Ellis, that was in 92 not that it helps much

Have to agree with Bikespace, four stroke fanatic but I love the 2ts as well and Doug is maybe hoping that the magic that took him to 7 titles will return on the 2 stroke. Will be nice to see the Beta name right back in the mix as well, they finally have a rider worthy of the bikes. I wonder what "special" beasty he'll roll out on in the New Year. Pity HRC wouldn't release him for Sheffield I hope the change to Beta will give him the impetus and energy to take the 100th win and more.

Risk Assessments at Christmas It is important that this risk assessment be taken into account by all Staff contemplating participation in any official or professional capacity at any religeously related song concert or similar event during the impending Mid-Winter Festival. "As shepherds watch their flocks by night" It is highly undesirable for all the shepherds to watch their flocks by night. To avoid excessive working hours the shepherds should either have a rota or use an out of hours provider. This line should preferably be modified to avoid encouraging a long hours culture. "All seated on the ground" Due to the uncontrolled nature of the lie of the land it is unlikely that the ground will provide an ergonomically suitable seating position. Properly designed seating should be used. The line should be modified to reflect this. "The angel of the Lord came down" To avoid miss-diagnosis as a schizophrenic experience it is important to ensure that this visit be properly documented either through a file note signed by the angel or through photographic evidence. "And glory shone around" In the absence of adequate research about the effects of such divine glory on the retina it is suggested that exposure be limited to 15 minutes. "Once in royal David's city In a lowly cattle shed Where a mother laid her baby In a manger for a bed" The Nursing and Midwifery Council have confirmed that in no circumstances can this practice be endorsed due to the risk of neonatal tetanus. This carol should not be used as it is in breach of child protection policies. "Away in a manger No crib for a bed" These lines should be modified to comply with child protection Policies. "The little Lord Jesus Laid down his sweet head" In view of current obesity problems the word "sweet" should not be used to imply adorability. A less semantically challenging word, such as "cute" should be used instead. It is also important that the correct sleeping position be emphasised as a footnote to this carol. "Ding dong merrily on high" "Hark the herald angels sing" Reference to noise abatement regulations should be added in each case. "God rest ye merry gentlemen Let nothing you dismay" The word merry could be taken to imply the consumption of excessive Alcohol and therefore this could be seen as an endorsement of binge drinking. The second line however demonstrates the overconfidence induced by excess alcohol consumption. The carol is therefore potentially educative if linked to appropriate educational material. It should not however be used in other settings. "Good King Wenceslas looked out etc" This is a seriously irresponsible carol encouraging senior managers to leave their posts during a major adverse weather incident in order to embark on a dangerous quest to rescue a single individual, putting a member of their staff (the page) at risk in the same ill-founded endeavour. Had Wenceslas attended properly to his duties he could have arranged for the clearance of snow from the forest roads allowing social security officials to reach the poor man in the normal way. This carol must not be used except as a negative example in a training exercise.

Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, but with respect for the religious persuasion of others who choose to practice their own religion as well as those who choose not to practice a religion at all; Additionally, a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions have helped make our society great, without regard to the race, creed, colour, religious, or sexual preferences of the wishes. (Disclaimer: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit)

The "fat lads" splatter: Aim the bike at the rock, rev the B*****ks off it dump the clutch, miss the kicker, forget to pull back on the bars and splatter yourself all over the rock face.....

Javier, you know you want to!! Was never a big fan of the Ossa probably because it reminded me of Latin is school, ossa - bone, till the yellow and orange Grippers came out but I have to say that looks pretty superb. Maybe you could get some of your specialist friends to do a restoration job on OTF or Big John, they certainly need some sort of help

Pleased to see the "Fat Lads" answer is winning....

The Shylock of the North comes out in cold sweats and comes over all "Private Fraser" when they are mentioned, "we're all doomed"

I am fully confident in my sexuality, I have never dressed a cross in my life, my missus says I'm not allowed

So should we be calling the Gassers "Fat Lasses" instead of the 4RT ????

...and when she put on her Lip Stick ....yeah yeah I know where you're going with that...

So then Ian do you look like Pat Pending as well....

Again...are you nuts

I sense a closet door opening.......

How many straight blokes go to see Rocky Horror "dressed", they can't all be gay, you'd hope.......

errrrr no....most definately not....anyway would a bit of cross dressing class you as gay????? Anyone have a definate opinion on that???

To the tune of: Walkin in a winter wonderland Lacy things -- the wife is missin', Didn't ask -- her permission, I'm wearin' her clothes, Her silk pantyhose, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear. In the store -- there's a teddy, Little straps -- like spaghetti, It holds me so tight, Like handcuffs at night, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear. In the office there's a guy named Melvin, He pretends that I am Murphy Brown. He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say,"Whoa, Man!" "Let's wait until our wives are out of town!" Later on, if you wanna, We can dress -- like Madonna, Put on some eyeshade, And join the parade, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear! Lacy things... missin', Didn't ask... permission, Wearin' her clothes, Her silk pantyhose, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear. Walkin' 'round in women's underwear, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear! --------------------------------------------- Q: Is the story about the little angel and the Christmas tree true? A: Without a doubt. Santa has a temper and can develop a nasty attitude (he doesn't take stress too well). Q: If so, why do the little angels on Christmas trees look happy (given the fact they have a tree up theirs)? A: Little angels are known to be kinky

....and the lottery winners who say "the money won't change me as a person"....boll0cks

NOOOOOOOO too far, even thinking about that brings a tear to my eyes...

Yeah but how many of us knew where the falklands were before the Argies invited themselves to stay...