slapshot 3

fraid not Tim, its more Blackadderesque than anything else........isn't that right Darling

I find it disappointing that you chaps can't agree with what the great comic messiah ( well he has the right initials) has said about all this and anyway I think you are all missing a vital point here - you really all just want to be Scots ........

Now there's a valid point, I think this warrants a proper government styleee investigation, ie what's in it for me!!! As nationalised assets, I'll have the Bultos and a Matchless, Paul you can take your pick afterwards. I think we'd have to follow giudance and return them to proper ownership once conditions are more favourable....I'll get my learned friend Mr Brown to advise us on this one, (I've written to him this week already so another letter won't take long...I know his address!!!!) Yup, we knew the shareholders would protest but you will get a minimal return even though your response and salvage plan were Virgin on the rediculous........ you can still look at the pictures..... Obviously OTF and I will expect delivery at your earliest opportunity, failing that we'll see you in Kinlochleven

It's okay, I'm used to abuse on here, my beloved Leafs will bounce back.......someday

Welcome to the Civil Service...

Don't you want someone who can handle their ale then Ishy...

OTF, I left it vague so's not to upset him....

That depends which bank...especially when discussing Matchless's

That's low Steve, talk about kicking a man when he's down...

Understatement of the year...... ...how many other adjectives can we think of. Snr Greeves, as I said last night about the Bultaco that is a pretty little James.

that was better than the two word answer I expected...... (Don't make it the Inverness weekend...)

guys, I'm intrigued by this thread, I've never noticed my clutch ever being anything other than lightness itself. It's well maintained, oil changed every 6 to 8 hours riding, mechanical parts burr free and always well lubed, I'm not sure what force is needed at the lever for actuation but I've never seen the need to try and lighten the action D

we can you know, if the kings don't watch out we'll have the off bottom as well...never mind just go through the mantra ....Stamkos...Stamkos...Stamkos.....

He already has.......David and I talked about "the Legacy" before prefers the Impreza but can't wait to get his hands on the legacy..... you want to be careful next time he offers to make dinner and I'd avoid taking sugar in tea and coffee, his request about where he could get copious amounts of arsenic were slightly worrying...... Snr Greeves, that 340 is a very special looking piece of kit

Used to like you Fracy (even though you're a Canucks fan)......

Thanks Baldilocks, had a thought that who he was.

think we're still on the Parade Tim

Two blondes walk into a bar...you'd think one of them would have noticed. -------------------------------- Tired of everyone thinking that blondes were stupid, and she didn't like all these jokes. To end the injustice, she decided to prove to the world that she was smart. In order to prove herself, she chose to memorize the capital of every American state. It wasn't an easy task, but she was determined and eventually managed to do it. A few days later she was in a bar, and heard a couple of men laughing at a blonde joke. This was the perfect opportunity to start righting all the wrongs that had been done to blondes in the past - she would set these men straight! Marching over at a rapid pace she announced, "It isn't true that all blondes are stupid, and I will prove it. Just ask me the capital of any American state, and I will tell you what it is." Although a little surprised, the men did challenge her and asked, "Ok, how about Arizona?" The Blonde, after pausing for a moments thought, proudly gave the answer, "A"! ----------------- Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions! ---------------- A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall. She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For best results, put on two coats". --------------- Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. First Blonde: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked! Second Blonde: Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down! --------------- A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump. Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." But the blonde insisted saying, "No. A bet's a bet." Then the redhead said "Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money." The blonde replied "Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!" -------------------------------- A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country. After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought, "Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!" She got out and walked over to the farmer and said, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?" The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try. The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157." The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car. Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said. "If I can guess the real colour of your hair, can I have my dog back?"

OH FFS GUYS...... YET ANOTHER LEAKY BETA CARB THREAD..... Please look at the sticky forum at the top of the Beta page, how long a catalogue of Beta Carb problems do you want.... The info is in there and at Heath's site r2wtrials.com doesn't matter if its an 02 or an 08 apparently.... Thank you TOPIC CLOSED

makes you think they might just be as mental as most of the rest of us........

Yeah I know, I was in work when I posted that and just couldn't remember the year, hectic time hits you on the drive home I remember he had ridden a trial we were at the week or two weeks before still on a TY if I remember, and yeah Jockspent the whole week saying he was mad. His results said otherwise, cracking rider always was.

Nice idea Gav, you feet dry or feet wet at the mo????? you have way too much time on your hands matey I set my carburation up on Soooper Unleaded and it really does go like a pile of crap when I put unleaded in it, (last time I ask HER to get me 5l of petrol.....), the old mans is the opposite, I set his up with standard unleaded it goes like crap with sooooper.

What's R2W trials got to do with it?????

Chris that would be a BREAK rather than a brake.......that looks horrible

Yup...hes' that sad