b40rt Posted January 3, 2013 Report Share Posted January 3, 2013 manrules.pdf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pa. Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 I was at the bar the other night and heard three girls with an overabundance of flesh, talking at the bar. Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?" One of them screeched, "It's WALES, you bloody idiot!" So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?" And...that's the last thing I remember.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copemech Posted January 13, 2013 Report Share Posted January 13, 2013 Ere, I'd like a portrait o'Kate wither mouth "open" mesel! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham2 Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 I was a bit concerned about the latest health scare concerning beefburgers contaminated with horse meat so I went to check the sell by dates in the fridge; AND THEY'RE OFF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pa. Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 I remember when Kenny was first born. Then we celebrated when he hit 1,000 and now he is about to turn 1,600 how time has flown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 A little something for the Englanders... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham2 Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 A little something for the Englanders... Addendum : Specifically for the Southern Softies of England Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kmac Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 Being an Ex-Pat Scot living in Southampton (Down here on misionary work!!) I would agree with the last posts!! 10 mile drive to work took 1 hour 45 minutes this morning, most of which was spent in a que of traffic watching all the muppets slide back and forth blocking the road for the rest of us!! Was funny watching two Polis pushing thier BMW plod car up a slight incline though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b40rt Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 (edited) Being an Ex-Pat Scot living in Southampton (Down here on misionary work!!) I would agree with the last posts!! 10 mile drive to work took 1 hour 45 minutes this morning, most of which was spent in a que of traffic watching all the muppets slide back and forth blocking the road for the rest of us!! Was funny watching two Polis pushing thier BMW plod car up a slight incline though! Hello Pat Scott, I can supply cheap pens + calculators, silver foil and clockwork mice to assist you in your missionary work. Call for a quote. Edited January 18, 2013 by b40rt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tltel Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 Being an Ex-Pat Scot living in Southampton (Down here on misionary work!!) Do you never try another position? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ham2 Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 The Scottish Monarch, Queen Alex Salmond has asked the Scotch nation to donate a small aid parcel of their household essentials to the people of England and Wales. The aid consignment was stopped at the Scotchish border and a spokesman for Northumbria police has thanked the people of Scotland for all the shortbread but conceded that they wouldn't be re-distributing the 40 bottles of buckfast, 30Kg of heroin or the 50 and a half bottles of ginger pube shampoo ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baldilocks Posted January 19, 2013 Report Share Posted January 19, 2013 Ginger pube shampoo !! HAHAHA !!!! Finally a hair joke i can laugh at 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted January 19, 2013 Report Share Posted January 19, 2013 Ginger pube shampoo !! I had a good laugh at that myself. Just before I hit the "BAN" button Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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