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Ah Copey, now you've gone and made me buy two lotto tickets for this week

Where are you going with this Copey? What d you think is causing it, as far as carburation is concerned.

Andy, I think that's a written version of a Not the Nine o'Clock News sketch which (typically) I can't find but I did find another sketch which highlights the demise of our society over the last thirty years or so? No-one would dare do a satire like this nowadays:

...and any piercings you may have down there

Neonadium? Those magnets would be close to your 'nads I suppose...might make you infertile If it's neodymium we're talking about then you might be on to something, they are very strong but I think you're going to be the research technician on this job. Let us know how it goes. Wayne

Engine off/ select top gear/ clutch in/ rock bike backwards and forwards until it frees up then start it. Wayne

IT for sale, I thought you were PC literate anyway. What's the worst that can happen if you string them along? Bombardment of you e-mail, I'm sure you know how to keep up with your spam blocker.....6 more sleeps

WE ARE VERY SORRY THAT YOU ARE DISAPPOINTED....you pompous knacker! no, make that two exclamation marks! Funny.

Harsh Puerile. I do like to believe the best in folk but some of our public servants are a disgrace, and some (not all) of our law enforcement officers are well shielded from reality by their mighty unions. For once I would genuinely like to say that I wish I lived in Nigel's world but in my experience I live in B40rt's world...It's grim up North.

It's possible that by distributing such high resolution pictures of a 'defendant' it could jeopardize any prosecution case against him. This type of scenario is like manna-from-heaven for any loop-hole lawyer.

What, specifically is the main fault with them...I've only heard about issues relating to lack (loss) of pressure?

I found that using anything near liquid in viscosity just made the boots too supple and they 'sagged' too readily. Neutral boot polish (Kiwi) seems to work a treat.

?? Sounds tragic?? You've got me there? You're just trying to generate your 3000th post count

X 2 here, Thanks again Jas, PM coming your way. Wayne

Gentlemen, here (above) is the definitive answer, all we have to do is implement the instruction and by Christ I have tried; when you apply the rear brake the front wheel gets pulled down so you have to lean even further back to keep it raised, which is not a good position to be in when you pop the clutch! Cheers Jason, do you know of anywhere I can buy some 'skill'...extra large, industrial strength?

I've not said that my sources are 101% accurate (nothing can be) but it's a base for my opinion. You could have simply named your sources to back up your statement but for some reason you haven't. If you're so deep in denial then I don't know what's worse; the mass rapists or their apologist ! You've run from; verification of your points, the challenge of the question of antisemitism and dismissed independent figures and accounts because of what? Your blinkered ideology. You give Socialists a bad name, back up your opinions with something non generic and no 'subjective validation'. You need to man up, it might not be too late, if Maggie carried a donor card you could still be in time to get a gonad transplant.

?????? Nigel comrade you need help. ...You do know that it's an area displacement graph? ''23-54 Hardly counts''..What??? Did you see the ranking table, second and third were Commy regimes? It's not as if I sourced from Fox News. Are you in denial about Stalin and what are you talking about the Holocaust for are you suggesting that I'm anti-semitic? You asked how many and when, I've shown you it was nearer 20 million than your 25,000, are you still p155ed at Wolfy Smith not being on the telly? Did you read any of the works I pointed out for you ? Try this:- http://en.wikipedia....ok_of_Communism

It's impossible to disagree with you on these aspects of his character; as Home Secretary he should not have been on the front line in the Siege of Sidney Street but his 'derring-do' gung-ho attitude got the better of him, he even ordered up an artillery piece to be pointed at the robbers lair ! The legend that he was so close to the action that he took a bullet hole to his top-hat was proved to be pure propaganda as well.

Nurse, he's out of bed again. Misinformation? Nige, where have you been living? The Gulags weren't holiday camps. I do not know where JJ65 got his information from but it matches what I was taught at school and also this: http://users.erols.com/mwhite28/atrox.htm Read: The works of German Journalist Marta Hillers (if you have a strong stomach). Antony Beevor's book (sorry I can't immediately name it). Laurence Rhys. Prof Richard Evans (History lecturer at Cambridge). The 20 million figure may span the length of WW2 and slightly beyond but during WW2 alone the figures would point to a lot more than the 25,000 that you concede ( I presume you're referring to the Katyn massacres?)

Hold the bus... There's a certain trinity of Canadian residents yet to post on the subject ..'By the pricking of my thumbs...'

Hmm, you noticed that aye? Are you trying to link the Japanese, a little boy and Toofasttim the nuclear engineer (if its not power generation then it's the other ) together.

Nein. WSC was a product of his environment, the very worst environment we could imagine, with the extermination of civilians solely because of their ethnicity, religion, political background and physical and mental disabilities. I know communism runs the Nazism close second for WW2 atrocities though. Nobody is without faults,frailties or weakness not even b40rt, but fortunately for us Winnie was the right man at the right time, our warmonger in a war-torn Europe ,if you like.

Like I said in a previous post my dad worked for the NCB at the time of the miners strike and he was reluctant to admit that mining coal in Britain was not economically viable at the time, the unions knew it but unfortunately for them, so did Maggie.

:oTRIALS CENTRAL AUTOMATED WARNING*******GROOMER ALERT< CODE RED******** Steveo you and b40rt may have misjudged the humour; The Co-op, up North is (amongst other things) most likely to be responsible for your burial, after you have paid into one of their funeral savings funds of course. Me? Patronising? Do you even know what the word means? Me too That's an unparalleled analogy. Those were exceptional times and exceptional decisions had to be made, there was a rampaging, ideological cancer violating Europe, it had been proven that nothing else but a show of force worked when dealing with the Nazis.

I used to love that milk in a little bottle with the cream at the top.